Chainsaws Rule!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Feb 24, 2004.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I bought a chainsaw yesterday. Ever since my pipes collapsed, the plumbers have been getting on me to cut down the tree in my front yard so they could proceed to dig up my lawn and replace my pipe. Being that yesterday was my first day off in 11 days, I decided this was the day!

    So I bought a 30 foot extension ladder, a new 20' chainsaw, a fifth of Jack, and a rope then set to work! During the course of my adventures I managed to:

    Drop the chainsaw blade on my hand.
    Have a huge tree limb fall on me (don't stand under the branch you're cutting)
    Fall off the ladder twice
    Crush my lawn lamppost
    Break the damn saw four times

    Despite all of my misfortune.... I had a really great time!!! Everyone should try this.
     
  2. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    remind me to call you when i need some good chainsaw action.
     
  4. 1337

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    your all set if your hand is possesed and you have to cut if off. then you can attatch a chainsaw to the stump
     
  5. Spooky Action

    Spooky Action New Member

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  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    that would so rule...
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Try it.
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    :lol:
     

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