CAT KILLER

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Icenhour, Apr 8, 2003.

  1. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    me and my husband, he read my posts in the "dirty pussy" thread... this is leason for all you young men who one day will think about saying "I DO" you might just end up with a bitch like me



    macman30135: hey
    icenhour77: yeah
    macman30135: This is Shane
    icenhour77: shane who?
    macman30135:Your husband
    macman30135: do you ever get offline
    icenhour77: Nope
    macman30135: well we need to talk
    macman30135: last night I look in the computers history
    macman30135: I saw fugly
    icenhour77: I love that site, did you see the movies
    macman30135: no I saw chat board
    macman30135: you kill my fucking cat and I will kill you dogs
    icenhour77: That cat is mean, thinks about how much $ that fatass has cost us, he tears up shit…. I hate him
    macman30135: how much money do you sepnd on the pond?
    icenhour77: no how much do YOU spend on the pond lol
    macman30135: fuck you lazy bith
    macman30135: he would not be mean if you did not try to kill weekly
    icenhour77: whats a bith? I would kill him if he was nice, or pretty, or had some redeming quality
    macman30135: ok well you want your horses dogs birds fish
    macman30135: you pay for all the food and doctors
    macman30135: you can get a fucking job
    icenhour77: I just had fucking BRAIN SURGERY
    macman30135: bull shit your ok to go to the mall
    icenhour77: I needed new shoes
    macman30135: Well I am tellingyou right now. You kill my cat I will make life hell for now on
    icenhour77: lol call me I hate to type in here
    macman30135: no talk to me here if I call you will just hang up on me
    macman30135: I cant deal with your voice right now
    icenhour77: I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL, you know I can
    macman30135: how about I post your nude pics on fugly
    icenhour77: I don’t care… do it I will post them myself
    macman30135: no your fat pics
    icenhour77: I do not have any fat nude pics, I will post your nude pics at Turner chat
    macman30135: stupid you can get access
    macman30135: why did you post that shit about your mom?
    icenhour77: I was board and wanted to show my mug sot
    macman30135: you need to get off the computer and clean the house
    macman30135: and have a meal ready when I get home
    icenhour77: LOL Pizza hut will feed you tonite
    macman30135: and give me some ass when I get home
    icenhour77: shit I will give you when your cat gone, I am going to hook up the new moniter
    macman30135: don’t fucking touch it
    icenhour77: It is mine
    macman30135: no don’t
    icenhour77: well do when you come home I hat this one
    macman30135: bull shit I am getting ass tonight
    macman30135: and a blow job
    macman30135: you do need to get a job, you need to do something other then lay around and spend my money
    icenhour77: we are married your money is HALF mine
    macman30135: I knew that was coming
    macman30135: I got to go, some of us have JOBS
    icenhour77: I get shit from online slaves all the time
    macman30135: you don’t get any money, gifts don’t pay the bills
    macman30135: wait till I get home to order the pizza
    icenhour77: Fuck you I got to go to, I just rented a movie
    macman30135: the key word for the week is job J-O-B
    icenhour77:no the key word is FUCK OFF
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Just for that cook him a nice stew and shit in it.
     
  3. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    rat poision in tuna works wonders. they lap that shit up.
     
  4. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    My husband never eats tunna, I guess it will work in pizza 2
     
  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  6. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    My husband never eats tunna, I guess it will work in pizza 2<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I would recommend pharmaceutical grade cocaine, don’t cut it, it will look like a routine drug overdose I also heard that insurance policy triples in the event of an “accidental death” and it can be consumed orally just in greater quantity, 3 grams should do quite nicely.
     
  7. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    LOL .....I could never kill my husband. He rocks and has a HUGE cock, and make good money, shhhhhhh he reads this board now
     
  8. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    LOL .....I could never kill my husband. He rocks and has a HUGE cock, and make good money, shhhhhhh he reads this board now <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you could always use a out of state contractor "WINK" "WINK"
     
  9. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    does this out of state contractor do cats?
     
  10. Cyril

    Cyril New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    does this out of state contractor do cats? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    if the price is right.
     
  11. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    You should keep the cat alive...then let it loose in the house of someone you hate who is fatally allergic to cats.

    A new kind of chemical warfare.
     
  12. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    haha, fuck love, fuck support, fuck finding someone you can tell anyone to.

    Money? Check!
    Huge Cock? Check!

    sounds perfect.


    For the love of god DON'T have kids.
     
  13. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    See kids, get a good paying job and have a huge cock and you too can get steady pussy.

    Hey Icenhour post a pic of the cat!
     
  14. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    Fuck, I have a wife that's my best friend, but she has a wilting libido and its sucks.

    "I'm not feeling like it, but its ok with me if you go jack off."

    how fucking romantic.

    I'll take the big cock, the $$$, and a spouse recovering from brain surgery to bang as I please.
     
  15. Mr. Icenhour

    Mr. Icenhour New Member

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    Fuck, I have a wife that's my best friend, but she has a wilting libido and its sucks.

    "I'm not feeling like it, but its ok with me if you go jack off."

    how fucking romantic.
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteWell the ice queen has not put out for me in 3 weeks. I remember when we first met, now that was some good times.
    She would blow me in all kinds of public places, sex 2-3 sometimes 5 times a day.
    My dick has not touched her mouth in 2 months. I promised her a boob job and tummy tuck when she loses the weight. If she wants this done, I better start getting some tonsil action.
     

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