A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: this is the car accident... or maybe that was a suicide??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Erm.......No they both survived!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fascinating - look how the bottle of soda is still nestled securely between his legs, and the pack of smokes still on the dash ledge. Things that make ya go 'hmm'...
I think someone has blow her head off. She would've been thrown round a lot more than that in a car 'accident'.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Here is the story on this victim. Lowdown on Accident Victim<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh yeah, thanx cheeze
