Caption This Barry

I present to you George W. Bush without make-up.

 

"Officer all I saw was smurf standing behind the horse, and 'sllllluuuurrrrrrpp' he was gone"

 

Judging by the "wink" I'd say that horse is 4 years old.

 

I told you Bugs, don't pull your Mother's tail.


Barry

 

Barry carefully pondered the idea. Ohhhh why not? It's not as if it could be considered adultary, afterall.

 

If a man has anal sex with a horse, does that mean that he or the horse is a homosexual?

I figured that you would know the answer Nursey.


Barry

 

Of course not! In your case, it just means your wife is a predictable, ungainly lump between the sheets and you are looking for somewhere a little more attuned to your touch coupled with beauty, sensitivity and grace to stick it. And if a horses bottom fits those criteria in your eyes, who am i to judge?

 

You're Nursey. No anal sex goes on without your knowledge. You're like the Greek god of Sodomy.

 

I know. Modesty doesn't really suit me.


P.S. I think you need to lay off the jumbo butt plug for a while. I mean, who are you trying to impress, exactly?

 

"Ever gaped a horse? Here's how..."

 

It's my ass, I'll do whatever I want with it. Go feed on the blood of a newborn or something, you're slacking.

 

ZING!!!!!!! Oh....hang on...

 

MMMMM, stem cells.