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My parents do drugs, and my life sucks because of it.

Somehow thats not funny is it?

 

"even Chris Hansen says I should try to make friends in yahoo chatrooms"

 

Dwaine, something tells me that when Craption.com is up and running, you're going to clean up.

 

She makes me think of the offspring of Celine Dion and the Crypt Keeper.


Just me?

 

I know that my mom is on a budget, but I can't see out of her 20 year old glasses. But at least she lets me wear girl's clothes. Yay for gay!!!

 

"Do you think they'll allow 30th Trimester abortions in this state?"

"Only if you get a hitman darling"

 

"It's not so much my looks, now, although it will be after I pick up on the family methamphetamine business, as it is the 70 watt bulb my momma gave me that are going to make the rest of my life a living hell and take two to three other people working to support my utilization of free social services, as if you couldn't tell from the dull look in my eyes, that suck."

That girl has strabismus of the right eye that should be fixed before she loses the vision in it.