"Muh fuckas be lockin' this shit. Shoulda brought me a crow bar.... what's that?! Ain't them, just a car passing. Git a grip nigga, we need dis muh fuckin doh. How we gonna git in there? Maybe day left the key unda da mat."
I'll give that an E for effort. BTW that was the guy from WTF was the town name? Nicelyville? That I understand had his balls ripped off by his girlfriends bare hands.