Cameron Diaz

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    has tentative reservations at the restaurant where Frenchie works tonight. Her people are supposed to call his people to confirm. No one but the employee's and the party are allowed inside so I won't be meeting her. (i dont think...) I am lending my camera to Frenchie though, so maybe I'll have something to post later. I told him I'd give him a bunch of money if he yells, "Justin Timberlake is a pussy faggot mama's boy!" if he is there with Cameron. Of course, he could still say that if he isnt, but he's too scared to do it. Goddamned French! I get to go see Shania Twain tonight. For free. I wouldnt pay for that. But i promised a friend I would go, so I cant stalk around Cameron until I get back.

    I almost forgot! I am gonna bring a copy of her sex video and see if i can get her to sign it. Ebay here I come! WHOO HOOO!
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    yeah....i got nothing. :?
     
  3. 1337

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    pity reply :(
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    thanks :roll:
    i may get a picture of her bill; but with the total amount censored. see what happens when i let other people do things? they fuck it all up. and Justin Timberlake was there. homo!
     
  5. FredVegas

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    So what did she eat?
     
  6. ratatouille

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    she had a salmon salad, and some brie toasts. there were about 32 people there and the bill was about $1700. she didnt wear any make-up and had her hair in a little pony-tail on top of her head and was cuter than a lambs tail! Justin-Bun-Boy-Timberlake was there with her, and he is just as nice as he can be, and totally down to earth! they are coming back next year because nobody found them out and harrassed them for photo's. seriously though, Cami is a really nice girl. i am sure her mom is proud. her family was all there and her 90 yr old granny too. Awwwwww!
     
  7. ratatouille

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    oh, i forgot! she tipped $200 to each server. guess where i am working next summer?
     
  8. 10px

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    "cami" also starred in a soft core bondage porn
     
  9. StrangelyBrown

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    I just waiting for the Hilary Clinton porn to hit the shelves
     
  10. Deebo57

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    Hillary Clinton? WTF? Sick Fucker...besides well all know you meant Bill.... :roll:
     
  11. 10px

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    no he meant hillary clinton. as in bill clintons wife, stupid. if he meant bill he would have typed bill.
     
  12. Deebo57

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    you just have to change my quote into what your thinking about...just because you're aroused by eldery porn doesnt mean we all are.

    <---enough said.
     
  13. 10px

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    of course i like granny porn.. why do you think i come here?

    and what does me getting drunk and running into a door and a wall have to do with anything.
     
  14. Deebo57

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    Shows you're a bitch that cant handle heineken or any alcohol at that.
     
  15. StrangelyBrown

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    wtf i sgoing on eyou drunk fucks
     
  16. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    learn to spell you brown piece os shit
     
  17. StrangelyBrown

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    Too fucking original for my taste...... your I.Q. must be sky fucking high
     
  18. Deebo57

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    strangelybrown...you're a nigger aren't you?
     
  19. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Ignore Dweebo, he's the gimp of the forums.
     
  20. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    naaah.. he's pretty funny sometimes..
     

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