But what's your favorite part: the cute way they recoil and squint their little eyes when it gets in 'em and burns, or the neat fluid fractals created on their cheeks by the mixing of their tears and the cum streaks?
I wouldn't call you sentimental... I'd call you a 'living artist'. (of sorts) Speaking of art... You could add a little food coloring to your 'fungoo' and let the kids fingerpaint cute little sayings like, "Help me" or "Mr. Badtouch is hurting me" on construction paper and hang it on your fridge. (Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart... I thought of that one on my own. Bi-aitch! )
