But grandma said.....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by phatboy, Apr 12, 2006.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when
    he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that
    called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one
    is on top of the other?"

    She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
    "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

    Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk
    and play with the other kids.

    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
    "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk
    Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!
     
  2. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    I had bunk beds with my father once. . he said the bleeding'd stop eventually . .
     
  3. one-spam-poster

    one-spam-poster New Member

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    is this joke based on a true story?
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I guess since my name is neither grandma or Tony then no.
     
  5. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    The names of persons portrayed in this story have been changed to protect their privacy
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I thought it was 'to protect the innocent'.
     
  7. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    There are no innocent people on fugly. Only people with privates.
     
  8. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    And innocent privates.
     
  9. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    There are no innocent privates. Otherwise they'd have nothing to hide, would they?
     
  10. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Dio you should hook up with Kalie kellie whatver the name you know. Then yer privates would not be so innocent.
     
  11. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Of course we all know the only innocent privates in this forum belong to Ferine whos vagina has only been touched by a kosher dildo blessed by a Rabbi. She could light up a dark room just by unzipping her pants.
     
  12. diogenes

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    Keelie, her real name is Krystal. And I have one buddy, Krystal is his ex-girlfriend. Any time he talks any shit all we have to do is say "Really, because you had sex with Krystal." and that shuts him up pretty quick. We've been doing it about 2 months now and he still doesn't have a decent comeback for it.
     
  13. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Haha, Ferine the vaginal flashlight. You could sell toys.
     

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