But all the kids are DOING it!!!

well let's see, it seems the first drug rebellion of kids is alcohol, which leads to Marijuana, then LSD, mushrooms, Ectsacy, and eventually the hard shit, cocaine, meth , and heroin. Well it's time for a new drug, and whats that drug you ask?


This is a legit memo btw, not some snopes dot com crap. I have done a ton of drugs, even ketamine, and DMT, but I do not have the guts to do asshole whippits. I hope this is an Urban Legend that the police got a hold of. Can you imagine a Jenkams junkie? I bet his breath smells like real shit.

 

I like the slang terms on the memo and your "Asshole Whippet" is brilliant. Let's come up with some more, shall we?

1: Turd Ducken
2: Metham are you kidding me?
3: R. Kelly Cocktail

 

You know a society is pretty fucked when the kids are huffing shit fumes to talk to dead people. Jesus...let the children have pot!

 

I'm not going to be able to see that memo until I get home. Pictures don't show up at work for some reason. I probably need to adjust my settings, but around here, it's better off not seeing pictures at work, SO... what exactly are they doing?

 

it's just the most darling thing, all the kids are doing. they are taking a bottle, making wee, and poopies into it, then stretching a balloon over the mouth of the bottle. Then they leave it in the sun, so it ferments, and creates a gas into the balloon. then the kids are huffing said gas, like a whippit.

 

Who was the asshole (pun intended) who thought of that shit (pun intended) ?

 

Poor afican orphans, or so the beritsh news media says http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

 

"He shudders when he sees the boys at the sewage ponds, scavenging for faecal matter"

I'm sorry, but I would shudder with laughter.

 

But I did learn over the weekend that a human bite is about as dirty as getting stabbed with a piece of metal at the bottom of the sewer.

Forensic Files.

 

I thought cooking meth in a toilet was low...

 

2 girls, 1 cup, 1 balloon, 1 helluva buzz

 

Definitely the end of the world if people are sniffing shit to get high.

 

I don't think I've ever got a buzz from sniffing my farts. Do you think if I held onto them longer they might ferment sufficiently?

Yo quiero Taco Bell (sniff)

 

Dwaine has been trying to get us high for years by telling us to suck warm farts out of his asshole.

 

Dwaine is just sharing joy when you get right down to it. He's a joy-sharer. How about a warm rush of joy right in your face? Feels a lot like love doesn't it?

 

see? and you thought i was just a bitter old douchebag

 

I never thought of you as old.

 

And I never thought of you as bitter.

 

Here's to you, Mr. Slightly Jaded Youngish Multi-Pierced Joy Sharing Douchebag.

 

I didn't think of him as a douchebag either.

I douchebag is someone like Dan.