busy as a one legged monkey in an ass kicking contest ... ya think?

But ya might not be as busy as this fugative of the law

 

Here is the part and the explanation for why I posted this on Barry's nuts.

 

I don't know what to say.

 

I guess he's an easy mark in the joint.

 

This has bugged me all week -

It's - "as useless as a one legged monkey at an ass kicking contest"
and - "as busy as a one legged cat covering poop."

Stop mixing metaphors.

 

I thought it was "as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest'

or

"as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

or was it,

"Auburn choked like tracy lords in her first job interview"????

 

I'm sorry, was it Auburn who lost to Vanderbilt last year? :

 

No, but the team that lost to Vandy beat Auburn...... :-\ and Va Tech.... :

 

And the team that lost to UGA beat Florida. I guess that makes UGA Nat'l Champs co-owner.

 

Hey I will ask that to Richt when I see him in july.

What a tangled web we weave....

 

This has bugged me all week:

These are similies, not metaphors.

- English Major Havoc

 

No, that is also a similie.

Phatboy is a cool cat. - metaphor
Phatboy is as cold as a well-diggers ass. - similie
Phatboy ran a million miles. - hyperbole
Phatboy is a genius. - lie

 

You forgot....


...*the more you know

 

SWISH

There.

 

re-do for phatty

 

Did that say 'drunk neach' ?