There is always tyme for hall and oates MAN EATER! I'd like some oats throwne down MY hall... Tommeh actuilly plays hall in a covur band:
He looks like he will *please her well*, mounting her boldly and riding the frisky mare briskly around the mire, slapping her muscular, fleshy rump in a firm, unyielding manner, the sting urging her onwards, harder, faster - until - breaking into a feverish, heady canter, nostrils flaring, eyes darting wildly, he brings the tempestuous beast to full, juddering squirty orgasm...one after a-gushing-nother.
Very nice fantatsty! In the end she alwaays awakes to man tittys, a fist sized navel and wet stickey salty balls resting against her hide. Her realitee is sobering much lyke this raunchy wedding foto.
My goodness, you little guys were busy on a Friday night! Sorry I wasn't here, all my hipster pseudo-alternative friends came over and we got down and dirty having a wild macaroni and cheese bake-off. You know how us liberal West Coasters are. It was like LA, with people doing tequila shots out of their foreskins and chasing them with banana bread in between breaking up their childrens' Gamecube-inspired altercations.
It's quite alright. No doubt you would only have got in the way, cluttering the thread with a demented barrage of dull, half-baked posts. Now that you have had a chance to just sit back and see how it's done, i see your efforts have vastly improved! I hope this isn't some sort of depraved, body modification enthusiast's euphemism for - well - remember this?
Haha I didn't see this post before! No, I don't know what th fuck is wrong with your ears, that's gross.
You have no idea how it's done. Or what you have in store. I'm like the little genital sore that wouldn't go away. You may have delusions that you're laughing at my expense... go ahead, child. It's all part of the entertainment.
It was only for a year or so after they were done. But i remembered that with piercings such as yours, the hoop is regularly turned in order to prevent the build up of such...matter. And moving swiftly on...
You...in the Cher suit...on an inflatable bull vulva hovercraft...firing powerful, electro-orgasmoplasmic jets from your 'nether zones'!!? I'm having night-mares already! Isn't it me who is supposed to insult you? But anyway, glad to see you've found your station. Such an ~evil genius~, as well as a real, dark horse!
