Bring me the head of this alleged "Schmed"

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by dumptruck, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

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    I require his head on my throne!

    May the snarglings of Torr rip out his pubes and shit in his nose!

    It is then I will massage his rump with bad seafood and impale him on a old rusty flagpole.

    WORD.
     
  2. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Danny B:
    I require his head on my throne!

    May the snarglings of Torr rip out his pubes and shit in his nose!

    It is then I will massage his rump with bad seafood and impale him on a old rusty flagpole.

    WORD.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're new here, aren't you? Shouldn't you be posting a sappy "HI! I'm new here!" message? Or maybe this is your idea of one?
    In either case, just have mommy return your computer to the store...you're too stupid to use one.
     
  3. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

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    maybe you should pay her the money you owe her and she can finally get one of her own instead of hogging mine all the time!

    and stop touching yourself, it isn't good once it starts scabbing like that.
     
  4. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Danny B:
    maybe you should pay her the money you owe her and she can finally get one of her own instead of hogging mine all the time!

    and stop touching yourself, it isn't good once it starts scabbing like that.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    OMG!!!! OH!!!! I'M FUCKING HURT!!!!!!!!!

    not.

    Please, do us all a favor, slit yer throat.
     
  5. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

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    you used "not". wow. how 20th century of you.
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hey Danny - has Schmed let you pet his oriental rug yet?
     
  7. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

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    No, but one night he forced me to look at his testicle.
     
  8. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

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    HOMMMIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
     
  9. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    HOOOMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ill private message you my phone number, i dont have the internet danny so ill have to contact you else how, and no one, touches my ooriental rug but me damn it!!!!!
    skitzo you can bite my one testicle you shit heap
     

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