Brightened up my day no end..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by stymie, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. stymie

    stymie New Member

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  2. theonlylivingboy

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    Now thats some seriously funny shit!

    and congratulations on your forthcoming 500th post....saddo
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Congratulations on your upcoming 380th post.

    Yer Saddo's mate.
     
  4. Angie

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    I'm a bird and I'd love to been seen in one of those classy cars. NOT.
     
  5. 1337

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    Congrats on your upcoming 1685 post
     
  6. Psycho Bob

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    LOL! "Someone needs to tell him that Rovers are for grandads who smell of wee and have tartan quilts on their parcel shelves."
     
  7. Spooky Action

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    I'm a bird and I'd love to been seen in one of those classy cars. NOT.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not even the pink M3?
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    I post too much
     
  9. Spooky Action

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    And this is just plain wrong. Some people should be shot at birth...
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    No this thread is just plain wrong, stop it now.
     
  11. stymie

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    This silly fucker parked outside my work today, got a parking ticket for his trouble. Serves the twat right for trying to tart up a 1.3 Fiat punto.

     
  12. stymie

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    Hmm..., that worked well.
     
  13. Dr.Roboto

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    dont even need to see the rest to know its gay.
     
  14. Turnip100

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    I think you definitely have to be British to fully appreciate the "Barry". I think Burberry should be outlawed. Maybe we should ship all the fucking Barry's and Pikeys off to a far away island where they can live together in perfect harmony. And maybe even work on tanning their pasty white complexions
     
  15. Dr.Roboto

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    yea they have their own island, its called england.
     
  16. Captain Morgan

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    this is true
     
  17. Turnip100

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    I think what stops England being an Island is the fact that it has Wales and Scotland attatched to it, you stupid prick

    And Yeah "Paint Rocks". I bet you're a goth aren't you. That's just one of the wacky "alternative" sort of things they say to their mates, 'cus they're just plain individual

    PS. You're a cock
     
  18. Dr.Roboto

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    wow i got some one trying to profile me. what else can you tell me about my self? hmmm come on. i know im i cock, thats what i do. heres a pic of me if you like.

    thats me and my basement. me and all my goth friends all sit on the floor around a skull with candles in the eyes and out the jaw thinking of ways to be more goth and painting our finger nails black and lips too.

    heres a pic of my ladie friend. hot aint she? i love her so much. all we listen too is maralin manson. we are really in to bondage, you know latex and whips, saftey words and such. she really gets hot when i slit my wrists and let her suck up the blood that flows out. it really turns me on too. i get raging boners when ever her "time" comes. no need for tampons with me around. i just drain her dry. she loves it, so do i.
    http://www.gothgoose.net/
    i frequent there alot. thats how i met my girl, and her friend. all three of us have long orgies, of blood and lust. its so much fun.
     
  19. Turnip100

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    Well, at least your Doctor Roboto shit isn't working anymore
     
  20. Dr.Roboto

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    im still waiting for you to tell me more about my wacky "alternative" ways.
     

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