brief haitus

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Jul 26, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    back in 3 weeks.... off frolicking with the criminal element...
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Get me some fucking Ecstacy you cunt
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Is this where we put in our orders?

    I feel like a kid with a candy catalog...
     
  4. PinkorBrown69

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    Plans journey to the north...

    HAHAHA!
     
  5. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Plans journey to the north...

    HAHAHA!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    err...ok... i'll squeeze my thighs together tightly so that there's a slight chance of it hurting a bit when you try to rape me with that "little thingy" of yours...
     
  6. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    err...ok... i'll squeeze my thighs together tightly so that there's a slight chance of it hurting a bit when you try to rape me with that "little thingy" of yours... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Was that a confession?!?
     
  7. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Was that a confession?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Calm down now nauseous,pinky's "little thingy" hasn't yet experienced the cashmere loveliness that is to be found between my legs,so rest assured that there is still a chance he will believe your flaking exzema ridden cunt flaps and weaselly 'asthmatic-like' orifice are still a true wonder to behold.

    [ July 27, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
     
  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    err...ok... i'll squeeze my thighs together tightly so that there's a slight chance of it hurting a bit when you try to rape me with that "little thingy" of yours... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    OH! she told u, pinky!
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Get me some fucking Ecstacy you cunt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what?... just fucking ecstacy.. or ecstacy to enhance our fucking sessions???...

    either way ok
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Is this where we put in our orders?

    I feel like a kid with a candy catalog...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what can i getcha?
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Plans journey to the north...

    HAHAHA!
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    make sure you drop by accrington lancashire...

    i'll make sure you're well looked after *rubs hands, cackles*
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    cashmere loveliness that is to be found between my legs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    cashmere loveliness.... Mmmmm
     
  13. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Calm down now nauseous,pinky's "little thingy" hasn't yet experienced the cashmere loveliness that is to be found between my legs,so rest assured that there is still a chance he will believe your flaking exzema ridden cunt flaps and weaselly 'asthmatic-like' orifice are still a true wonder to behold. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hasn't yet?!? So you're just going off an assumption, huh? You've had/have small British cock so you assume it's all that way? Maybe you got a two for one sale on your cashmere vaginal lips? How much cashmere are we talking? Enough to clothe the cast of Riverdance?

    I've missed you Nursey!!!

    [ July 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    la-dee-da...
    "little thingy" was how pinky described his own cock in this very forum, while telling us how it fitted well in clydie's vaginismus afflicted cunt...
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    back in 3 weeks.... off frolicking with the criminal element... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh yeah... i lied...

    actually i didn't lie.. i borrowed a friends PC to post that..
    but now i have "acquired" a pc to use from 8pm-midnight each night for the rest of my stay
     
  16. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    la-dee-da...
    "little thingy" was how pinky described his own cock in this very forum, while telling us how it fitted well in clydie's vaginismus afflicted cunt...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    EWWWW!
     
  17. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    This threads comming along quite well don't you think?
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I really envy you Nursey... A pair of silky underpants?!? Black is a good color for him too, don't ya think?

    The only useful thing I can get from my snatch have the consistancy of those styrofoam packaging peanuts. Believe me, it comes in handy sometimes. I have never broken a plate on a move!!

    [ July 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
  19. Nursey

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    removes syringe cap
    ...just make yourself at home in here til i make coffee and then you can tell me allll about it!! *eyes bulge with anticipation*


    [ July 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
     
  20. Nauseous

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    NURSEY, please help...

    How much K-Y is too much? I accidentally grabbed the Colgate the other night in a drunken haste and used it instead. It was actually refreshingly nice... anyway, I decided to empty the rest of the K-Y in there to balance out the PH. It was great for a few days. I almost felt like a whole woman again... but now it's worse than ever. Did I really mess myself up???

    Please help me,
    Nauseous

    *willingly gets into the lethal injection chamber*

    [ July 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     

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