Brazilian soldiers

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

;D

What he needs is a good strategery.

 

I give it 4.5 yucks.

 

I had to logon just to say

 

He was annointing me King of Daphne, in anticipation of Hillary's fundraiser the following week.

http://www.al.com/news/press-register/index.ssf?/base/news/1178615711320530.xml&coll=3

 

hey i happen to go to church w the lady who put on that little fundraiser.. she actually "scheduled" in time for her neighbors to come to the fence and meet hillary so they didn't have to pay. (that reminds me of a scene in st elmo's fire)

 

Did you get that picture from Barry's family reunion? Is that Dwaine in the black?

 

So you envisage you and Maj as the vain looking, bare chested, muscular 'doods' that are trying a bitt too hard to look macho? Interesting.
Looks like Phat has found his ideal 'frot-to-frot cock wrestling' partner.

 

Uh, I think you read way too much into things, I guess that Psych 101 class online really paid off.

No, I was saying Maj was the goofy looking guy with the 80s head band on(you have seen his band photo right), and I was the guy wearing the hat drinking beer(which is pretty much me on the weekends).

I think your fascination with gay sex says a lot more about you than anyone else.

 

I should kick your ass for saying that.

But these parachute pants are really tight.

 

Phewee! Looks like we're going to see some ACTION!

 

What's a little fully nude Greco-Roman wrasslin' among consenting totally heterosexual adults?

 

Well that's where me may have a problem. Not everybody is as secure in their sexuality as you apparently are, Maj. Some are too insecure to even joke about it! Insecure homophobes like those cannot contain their primal urges when put in the position of rolling man-to-man in the dirt with their weapon brandished.

 

It's not security. It's just that I consider myself no more attractive to homosexual males than to heterosexual females. Since I'm not getting hit on in either arena, I'm not too weirded out by anyone's preferences. I just realize that I'm not it.

 

*the more you know