A man walked into a NY antique store and saw a fascinating sculpture: a brass rat. He asked the shop-owner the price. "Well," the owner said, "the rat itself is just $75, but you would want the book it comes with, it's very important and costs $200 more." "Well," says the man - "I'll take the rat-I really don't need the book right now." "Ok, it's your choice, but you'll be back" said the owner, handing the rat to the customer. The customer left and put the rat in the rear window of his small compact. As he drove down the FDR drive past Harlem he saw something amazing. Rats were starting to run after his car. First a few, than more and more, pouring out of buildings, sewers and abandoned lots, a multitude, millions of rats were running after his car, from all sides. Finally they began swarming over the car itself, intent on reaching the brass rat. The driver, fearing for his life pointed the car towards the East River and jumped out. To his amazement, the millions of rats followed the car right into the river and drowned! The man headed straight back to the antique shop. "I knew you'd be back," said the owner - "I bet you want to buy the book, now, right?" "Fuck the book," said the man - "you got any brass niggers?"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: lmfao...that was the funniest fuckin joke I've heard in a looooonnng time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i'd say ditto...... but i'm not racist so i'm not supposed to find jokes like that funny *holds hand to mouth to disguise laughter as a cough*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp Monchichi: i'd say ditto...... but i'm not racist so i'm not supposed to find jokes like that funny *holds hand to mouth to disguise laughter as a cough*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Top gag, I'm not a rat, but if i was, i reckon i laff my ass off thinking about a bronze nigger.
Im now a Ninja and no longer black... sooo...... HHAHAHAHAH thats fucking funny a bronze nigger!!!!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja: Im now a Ninja and no longer black... sooo...... HHAHAHAHAH thats fucking funny a bronze nigger!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fuckin-A man. i bet you didnt know that i'm a ninja too. no really. i'm not joking around. i really am a ninja. i've been taking ninja classes since i was 7 years old. i plan on working with a new master in Asia sometime next year after i graduate. phew, now we have something in common. we both hate niggers and we're ninja's. i think i'm in 'like' with you.
