Bouncy ball joke!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Tsunami, Sep 21, 2001.

  1. Tsunami

    Tsunami New Member

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    This kid is in a store with his mom and sees a sign which read"super duper bouncy balls 1 dollar"so of course he begs his mom for one of said balls.
    "No son im sorry but im not paying a buck for a stupid bouncy ball"
    So the kid begs on regardless for the ball,evetually his mom gives in and buys him one.
    Hes gets home and meets his best friend who asks him"whats that youve got?"
    He replys "A super duper bouncy ball!"
    His friend then asks him what it does.
    So he says "watch this!"
    He then proceeds to bounce it off the ground,and off it go into the sky...
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    does anyone get this? or is this a bbc type joke?
     
  3. Disorder

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    no and yes, respectively
     
  4. Nicodemus

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  5. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tsunami:
    This kid is in a store with his mom and sees a sign which read"super duper bouncy balls 1 dollar"so of course he begs his mom for one of said balls.
    "No son im sorry but im not paying a buck for a stupid bouncy ball"
    So the kid begs on regardless for the ball,evetually his mom gives in and buys him one.
    Hes gets home and meets his best friend who asks him"whats that youve got?"
    He replys "A super duper bouncy ball!"
    His friend then asks him what it does.
    So he says "watch this!"
    He then proceeds to bounce it off the ground,and off it go into the sky...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ok so when are U gonna tell us the rest of the joke???
     
  6. kaye

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    i don't get it
     
  7. Tsunami

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    Ok never mind that one,try this.
    Before i start i know plane windows dont open.
    Theres this guy on a plane puffing away on a big cigar,sat next to him is an old lady with her little lap dog.
    The woman is getting pretty fed up with the guys smoke annoying her dog.
    So shes says to him"Do you mind?Your cigar is upsetting my little foo-foo."
    So the guy takes an extra big drag on the cigar and blows it straight into the dogs face.The old woman infuriated by this act pulls the cigar from his mouth and throws it out the window.The guy isnt to chuffed by this so he picks up the womans dog and tosses it out the window.
    The old woman goes ballistic and attacks the man,eventually the captain is called and asks what all the trouble is about.
    So old lady tells her side and the guy the other.
    The captain looks out the window and the little dog is sitting on the wing,guess what its got in its mouth?
     
  8. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tsunami:
    Ok never mind that one,try this.
    Before i start i know plane windows dont open.
    Theres this guy on a plane puffing away on a big cigar,sat next to him is an old lady with her little lap dog.
    The woman is getting pretty fed up with the guys smoke annoying her dog.
    So shes says to him"Do you mind?Your cigar is upsetting my little foo-foo."
    So the guy takes an extra big drag on the cigar and blows it straight into the dogs face.The old woman infuriated by this act pulls the cigar from his mouth and throws it out the window.The guy isnt to chuffed by this so he picks up the womans dog and tosses it out the window.
    The old woman goes ballistic and attacks the man,eventually the captain is called and asks what all the trouble is about.
    So old lady tells her side and the guy the other.
    The captain looks out the window and the little dog is sitting on the wing,guess what its got in its mouth?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    OH MY GOD!!!!!!
    They just get worse!!


     
  9. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    where do you get these jokes from??
     
  10. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kaye:
    where do you get these jokes from?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    101 worst childrens joke book I think!!

    well thats were I recognise them from!!

    Joint time again!!
     
  11. Tsunami

    Tsunami New Member

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    That joke isnt finished i asked everyone...what was in the dogs mouth?
     
  12. Disorder

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    Teeth!?
     
  13. Tsunami

    Tsunami New Member

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    Nope...a super duper bouncy ball!
     
  14. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tsunami:
    Nope...a super duper bouncy ball!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well ha fucking ha!!
     
  15. Tsunami

    Tsunami New Member

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    Thx it was a great joke
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you and your fucking jokes suck...
     
  17. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Observed accurately by I Murder Sand Niggers:
    you and your fucking jokes suck...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Give him a chance - I hear Tsunami holds an impressive collection of knock-knocks.
     
  18. Tsunami

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    Yeah the joke did come out kinda stinky i agree,its one of those thats needs telling in public not online.Oh well.
    Right who was it that requested the knock-knock jokes? :p
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Oh jeeze... don't get him started
     

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