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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ratatouille, Jul 17, 2002.

  1. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
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    Should've spent the extra three cents and bought the Iodized salt...
     
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    i finally figured out where i swiped that from..
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:

    i finally figured out where i swiped that from..
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    The Morton's ad campaign with the the bitch walking in the rain with an umbrella and an endless supply of salt? (with a thin chin, I might add...)
     
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    thats the krap i was talking about! we were a few dollars above the income level to receive medicaid and we owed lots in medical bills, but they never helped us!
     
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    To save money, kit... why don't you buy non-Iodized salt... It tastes just the same, and it'll even help you bulk up!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    To save money, kit... why don't you buy non-Iodized salt... It tastes just the same, and it'll even help you bulk up! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmmm...maybe i will
     
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    after i pierced my ear i soaked it in sea salt water and it healed up in about 2 months, but when i pierced my clit i just let my puppy lick it and it healed in 2 years.
     
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    That's odd... they're supposed to have medicine tongues... I can understand you wanting to continue treatment, just in case of a relapse, though...
     
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    shush, rat, yer clit isnt peirced...right?
    doesnt yer clit have to be like long n huge to be piercable?
     
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    oh damn... thats a photo edit right? looks real.
     
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    Nope... that's the way I leave all of my ex-girlfriends/one-night-stands...

    C'mon... don't you want to ride the Lomo?
     
  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Nope... that's the way I leave all of my ex-girlfriends/one-night-stands...

    C'mon... don't you want to ride the Lomo?
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    hell no!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
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    It looks like a deflated ball sack.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CptPlanet:

    It looks like a deflated ball sack.
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    NO! a deflated ball sac would have been rojo's nuts after the swelling went down. i wish i had taken pics of that.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Krotchy Fem-Dom Kit:
    we were a few dollars above the income level to receive medicaid and we owed lots in medical bills, but they never helped us!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    fuck medical bills - dont pay em. its not like they can reposess anything. worst they do is get an agency to call you on the phone & thats easy enough to ignore with callerID or a machine.

    just have to find a different hospital to be sick in next time. maybe one down in Mexico would be best for you - you'd be right at home with all the spics.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
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    and goddammit, goiter isnt a tumor & it doesnt appear on the side of your neck.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by misanthropic:
    i had to go to the same doc, a specialist every month.
    in mexico, there are mexicans, not hispanics.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by misanthropic:
    and goddammit, goiter isnt a tumor & it doesnt appear on the side of your neck.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    so its not a goiter
     

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