1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some
    quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

    Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone...

    "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

    A voice from near the front pierces the silence...

    "Well, stop fucking clapping then"
     
  2. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Brilliant!
     
  3. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    That was fucking funny. And I hate Bono so it made it even better
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Ditto.
     

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