Blacks upset about Hurricane Names

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by TheGrimJesus, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Subject: Hurricane Names
    Well, it appears our African friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reputedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian- sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African -American culture such as Chamiqua, Moeisha, and Jamal.

    I can hear it now: A black weatherman in, say, Houston intoning, "Word up, Muthas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, and head fo' de nearest welfare office ."

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33896

    Just what we need Hurrucane Shaq or Latoya or my fav Tylnal I know a chic named that and its spelled like that.
     
  2. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    That is pretty funny.
     
  3. Dingus-Kahn

    Dingus-Kahn New Member

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    With all the shit that's going on in her state, she's going to bitch about Hurricane-Segregation. I'm sure that's the #1 thing on the minds of her constituents. Forget health care, welfare, education, safety and security, let's call the NAACP and the ACLU and protest.

    Speaking of affirmative action, since the standards are lower for black people in this country, does that mean a Tropical Storm named after an African-American can be upgraded to hurricane status even though it's winds and barometric pressure don't really qualify for hurricane status?

    The reason why there are no hurricanes named after black people is because nobody can pronounce it right. Hurricane Mokele Momembe, Hurricane Kunte Kinte. Mess with the bull, you get the shit. Stitches for everybody.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    thats pretty funny
     
  5. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    hell yeah it is.
     
  6. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    grim, you and that congresswoman should get married, then you can have stupid mulatto children running around your trailer and falling out of the back of your truck. Worry about your own shit you dumb-ass. You're not exactly a MENSA member, now are you?
     

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