bitch must be in pain...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by sweetlyscented, Nov 9, 2002.

  1. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    As I was driving home from work, there was a girl walking across the street... Shit like that annoys me especially if its a green light... Usually I would just go a little close to the people with my car to scare them...thats what I did except she took a step closer and I ran over her foot..... HAHA I looked in my rearview mirror and saw her screaming in pain, fuck it I just kept driving it was that bitches fault anyway...

    Just thought I would give you some insight on my wonderful adventure......
     
  2. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    Uhh.. I'm probably not the only one gonna say this, but then again I probably am.. But anyway..

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
     
  3. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    Can you not comprehend that I was trying to tell a story you stupid fuck? Do I have to draw colorful pictures for you, you fucking drooling retard....

    go buy a fucking leap frog and drag the electronic pencil over words and learn how to read...

    I wish it was your foot.
     
  4. Smokey McPot

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    What are you, PMS-ing or something?

    Go change your tampon and come back and tell the story again.

    No better yet, keep the story to yourself because no one gives a flying fuck.

    Have A Nice Day.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    go buy a fucking leap frog and drag the electronic pencil over words and learn how to read....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    bravo three foxtrot alpha... the geese fly south at winter... let them roost
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    shit.. that was me
     
  7. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    Do you think I post here because I want people to "give a fuck" about my stories? I was just simply posting a thread for anyone who is bored and at the moment and felt like reading something.

    You repugnant piece of shit. People like you should die before you have a chance to contaminate anyone with your stupidity. Go take a walk down a dark alley and get anally raped. However, you might enjoy that type of abuse. Don't worry, **It's not gay if you dont push back!**
     
  8. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    Hell yeah I would...

    Normally I have to pay...
     
  9. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    I didn't know foodstamps were accepted
     
  10. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    You learn something new everyday.

    Now stop your rambling and get back in the kitchen, woman!
     
  11. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    oOoOoOooOooO VERY CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Took you 2 days to think of that?
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    're I cannot help it.
     

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