Best way to commit suicide

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by fakebscrap, Jun 30, 2004.

  1. fakebscrap

    fakebscrap New Member

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    Uh yeah so the only woman I have ever loved and ever will love has left me. Im not going to go thrue the rest of my life in regret and despair and without love. I know the easiest way to solve this would be a .45 in my mouth or a leap from a tall building. I have no gun and when it comes down to it I dont think I could leap off the building. Any common poisons or plants that would be nice and easy to swallow or any other quick ways to achieve peace?
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Whatever you do, get it the fuck over with already.
     
  3. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    all that over a bitch?! man there's plenty of women on this fuckin planet,find yourself another one. Unless you had one of them mail-order deals going.
    In case you are enough of a loser to kill yourself over a female go play in some traffic
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    man we hope you are already dead
     
  5. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I suggest an electrical appliance in the bath. Fry, fairy, fry! Do you have a webcam you can set up so we can watch?
     
  6. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Join the US Army and ask for a posting to Iraq, Somalia, Afghanistan etc...

    Seems to work very effectively at ending a life quickly.
     
  7. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Hey dub, I hear Saddam Hussein is gonna get the death penalty.




    Unfortunately David Beckham is gonna take it.
     
  8. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Nah...just get elected in Iraq....that'd do it.
    If not, just walk down to your nearest Ghetto and run down the street with a sheet over your head screaming "FUCK YOU NIGGERS!".
    It might hurt for about a minute....but after that....nothing.
     
  9. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    :D

    I imagine that'll 'whoosh' right over our American friends' heads....
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Hey, we arn't as stupid as you look you know.
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Fakebscrap, why do I get the feeling that your post is full of fake, bullshit, crap?

    But killing yourself does open a pandora's box!

    I mean, I could douse a house with gasoline and light the match on one end of the room and while it's starting to burn, off myself with a gun. Pills are too messy and knowing me, I would end up pussying out and trying to pump my stomach myself and die trying.

    You could also take out a bunch of other people before you go and get your name in the paper, but only kill people that probably deserve it, because no need to kill someone you don't know... they may be as fucked up as yourself.

    I think I am working on a slow suicide of drugs, tobacco, and a sedentary lifestyle.
     
  12. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    Im sure hes dead allready
     
  13. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    last image on his computer....
     

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