Best rhymes in popular music history

I love a bunch of 'em, but you can't go past Kurt Cobain rhyming "mosquito" with "libido".

Or can you?

 

How about rhyming "chester grape" with "masturbate"?

 

(wets my pants laughing....)

Barry

 

Works for me. How's the rest of the song go?

 

I seem to remember part of the verses...

The night is young but the hour is late,
I sit at home with my favorite date.
Bottle of wine clutched in my left hand
The other holds my special friend.

I try to make it till the urge has passed
But this night turns out just like the last.
Surfin’ Fugly Dot Com as Chester Grape
I got drunk and naked and I masturbate.....

Oh yeah, yeah yeah, oh baby yeah.....


Barry

 

hand and friend...... priceless

 

A near rhyme is the perfect rhyme. Thanks for noticing.


Barry

 

i thought that was just something bad poets say?

 

"Poets who read their verse in public may have other nasty habbits."

--Lazarus Long

 

Someone please get Barry his Depends
He's pissing himself again, my friends.

 

Quit while your ahead.

Correct thread this time!

 

It's YOU'RE you semi-illiterate quasi-intelligent retard.

 

Chester Grape,

Molesters Rape

Lip Curled,

I Ejaculate.

 

After careful examination of the crystal ball, I see prison in your future.

Maybe you could request a room with Michael J. I hear he likes white meat.

Barry

 

We're innocent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I thought about doing a follow up post to correct my error.

Then I realised YOU'RE not worth the steam off my piss.

How's my English now?

 

you are such a bunch of wankers, i loved the verve, they had the best lyrics eva, I hate mericans!!

 

You're such a drama queen, Dub. Go take a cold bath and cool off.

 

WRONG

should be 'masturbated' and that doesn't rhyme, so...

F

 

Gee, I missed you too. How's life?

Barry