Q: Whats the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting? A: It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting
or the one whe jesus walks into the inn, hands the barman 3 nails and says "can u put me up 4 the night?" ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
are u choking or having an orgasm chick? ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
...or A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little kid playing in his yard. The priest says "hey, let's fuck this kid" The rabbi replies, "outta what?"
True, the humor coming from bad religious jokes could borderline orgasmic. As for previous joke...is that like the Jewish pedophile..."What to buy some candy little girl?"
Jewish delima: FREE HAM! What did the roma gaurds say to jesus after he dropped the cross the second time? One more time and your out of the parade
Best religious joke?Hmmm has to be god and jesus the pair of them dont exist except as fictional characters in the kids story the bible.
this is a little of topic but here goes: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. Laugh...........now. ------------------ Pikachu is the Devil.
you guys ever heard of Klu klux Kenivel? He attempted to jump over 20 black guys with a steam roller.. *rimshot*
