Not on the net, The phone is ok. But in real life someone you just nailed so good that it made you give that evil grin. I think one of my best was on this chic who was being a bitch the morning after she woke up with me in her bed. I met her at a bar the night before she was pretty fucking hot I knew she was way out of my league. So it shocked me that I ended up with her at the end of the night. Well the next morning she started freaking out talking about how she could not believe she took me home blah blah blah. Then started ragging about how I was average and not even that cute. I just laughed and said didn't stop ya from sucking my dick did it. The look on her fucking face was priceless.
I dont know if this qualifies for a 'burn' or not, but here goes. *Please disregard any typographical error* When I got out of high school I went to work for my friends dad. He owns a plumbing company. So this one day this old guy and I have to go out and pump a septic tank. Pretty nasty stuff. So we get to the house, great big house, in the country. So the guy points us in the general direction of the tank and we locate it and start to dig up the top so we can begin to pump it out. He is apparently a doctor-or some other over paid prick(maybe a lawyer), and he is standing there watching us as we dig this fucking hole in the hard ass Georgia Red Clay. So finally we get this fucker uncovered, there is a clean out on top, about 18" square, we pry the cleanout up and slide it out of the way. This thing is freaking full and apparently the 'enzymes' werent breaking down the poop. So he leans over to me and asks, "Is that healty?" And I replied, "I wouldnt eat any of it" He looked at me and then just walked off. What a dick. LOL.
