It was 1975, I was stationed in Saigon, and Charlie was all around... This cute little Vietnamese whore didn't have change for a 5, so I told her to make it worth it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: then what happened?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> she started to stip, slowly exposing one brest..the other had been blown off with a piece of shrapnel tha cut off the entire breast
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celexa: she started to stip, slowly exposing one brest..the other had been blown off with a piece of shrapnel tha cut off the entire breast<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that seems quite a hurried and, dare i say it, excited post celexa, you didn't happen to type it one handed
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: that seems quite a hurried and, dare i say it, excited post celexa, you didn't happen to type it one handed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bwahahaha.. nahhh.. thas what happens when you post without keyboard skills and no contacts.. hehe.. anyways.. someone add to the story line so i can see how freaky this forum really is!!! [ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Celexa ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celexa: she started to strip, slowly exposing one breast..the other had been blown off with a piece of shrapnel that cut off the entire breast<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> spying my disappointed gaze she brought out one of those bags asian chicks have with the dragons and mirrors embroidered onto it... she reached in and pulled out her amputated breast, her little sister and a 1/4 oz of cocaine... "Now Ameykan Gee Eye suwdjer boi" she said... "not onry do you still get srant titty wank you yankees ruv so much... but you awso getta pop chelly of undewage sister AND you snort charwie from charwie's crit... howzat fow monies worth?"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: did u pull out your amputated penis?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> God damn right I did! I wasn't about to let her 'one-up' me!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: so, why was your penis amputated?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hygenic convenience?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: no, i cut it off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm still amazed with your formaldehyde/stitching job you did... You still use it as your regular dildo?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil: I'm still amazed with your formaldehyde/stitching job you did... You still use it as your regular dildo?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i dont use formaldehyde. thanx, i should be a doctor. no, i use it as a paper weight
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: no, i use it as a paper weight<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ever lose any paperwork?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: ever lose any paperwork?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> most of the time, paperweight is too damn small...
