Beckam joke for the brits - and perhaps the Spanish

David Beckham runs in early from training one
afternoon and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the
bed naked, puffing and panting.
Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"
Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack"
"Oh no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an ambulance".]
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999.
However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.


"What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no
clothes on, daddy" sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the
wardrobe door.

Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there,
starkers.

"You wanker Giggsy" screams Becks.
"My wife is right over there having a bloody heart attack, and
you're running around naked scaring the shit out of
Brooklyn."

 

this may be the worst joke ever... deffinatly not funny