becareful what you say here, 5 years ago

So anyway, i was home yesterday, reading a text for class, and there is a knock at my front door. I open it up, it's some shorter gentleman, 5'6", with a gun, and a badge in a knit shirt. He calls me dwaine", I reply "yes". "can I speak with you a second?"
"sure, what's this all about?"
"Do you us the internet?" that is a dumb question, i mean nowadays thats like asking someone if they use electricity
"yes , I am a student I use the internet quite extensively"
"have you ever been to a site called (unzips binder, peers in( Fugly dot com?"
"Yes I have gone there for many years"
"what kind of site is fugly?"
"It's an E/n site, with forums and virial videos"
"Do you use the user name "Dwaine Scum On it's forums?"
"Yes I do, what are you alluding to sir?"
"someone called in a complaint about this (Pulls out a inkjet copy from the zippered binder)"
I look at it and notice it's a post I made in 2002 of a tasteless joke.
"Man, look at the date, 2002? it's just a joke"
"when we have complaints like this against children we take them all very seriously, do you have any children?"
"no"
"do you work with Children?"
"no"
"are you around children?"
"never, this is asinine, am I under arrest?"
"No but i am just doing an investigation, we take all claims with children very seriously"

you all can dream up the rest o this scenario. Just be careful what you say. If someone is offended they will send the police to your house. There s a pissed off bead bitch who went through almost all 10,000 of my posts and called the police. I am sure chad is reading this right now also.

 

man am i glad jeffy petulantly deleted my first 900 or so posts

 

That is f'd up.

Great, now some one is going to come to my house and say,

"Phatboy?"

"Uh yea?"

"Did you post a dumb joke on fugly.com?"

"Uh, yea"

"we are kicking you off the internet"

"uh, what? I like money"



*those of you who have seen idiocracy will get that.

 

Oh I want them to come to my house!

 

Think about dan and his 'i groped an unconcious 13 year old' posts. All that stuff got wiped out too.

 

I'm sure it's still floating around. I mean just last night I ass raped 2 8 year olds. They were asking for it.

 

no, my posts were deleted long long long ago.. i got drunk and emailed fugly to call him a cunt, unfortunately he was drunk too and deleted all my posts..

if you look at old old threads you see people having lots of seemingly one sided conversations

 

Dude, you could do time for the stupid shit you post here. I'll pray for you.

I can't BELIEVE that shit, Dwaine! On the other hand, if you did one day kill a lot of people and everyone ignored the signs then blood would be on their hands as well. I guess you still have freedom of speech since you weren't arrested. Talking about shit is still legal if you don't act on it. Shall we expect visits by agents to divulge what we know? So bizarre!

 

Im just glad it's not a crime to post bad jokes. And why you got to be italicizing 'you'....like I'm the only one...

 

Who would imagine that anyone would get so dementedly embittered and irate enough at being called 'Lumpy' as to go through 10,000 posts...then go the bother of reporting someone to the authorities! Someone needs to take that silly psychotic bitch firmly in hand and slap her the fuck out of it. Before i get hauled off to Guantanamo.

 

Do any of you really believe Dwaine's story?

 

it''s the honest truth, it wasn't a person here that reported me, it was an asshole from a glass bead website.

 

I want a latte too.

 

U should have told him to piss off if he didn't have a warrant or want.

 

People take what is posted on the internet WAY to seriously.Can't fuckin do anything anymore without some cunt wanting to sue or take you to court.

 

I never deleted anything of yours. Your first 900 posts are gone now? When did you first notice that? Was it before we moved to this software?

 

Well it didn't get wiped out by me and I am supposed to be the only one who can do that. What used to be here that is now gone? I can look it up from some old backups if I can find any.

 

I don't believe I ever deleted all your posts. I think you probably did that yourself when it was still allowed that people edit themselves after they sobered up. Show me an example of one of the pages where a post of yours is missing.

 

You deleted all my jokes!

 

I can believe that a detective came to his house and questioned him about something but I don't believe that it had anything to do with this ridiculous website. I definitely don't believe that a cop would wast 2 seconds following up an a complaint about a dirty joke. That's just nonsense.