dumb, so you'll most likely love this one: A bear walks into a bar in Bozeman, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender comes over and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in Bozeman." The bear becomes very angry, and , again demands that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him, again, more forcefully, " We don't serve beer to beligerent bears in bars in Bozeman." The bear, VERY angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says , "I'm sorry , but we don't serve beer to belligerant, bully bears, in bars in Bozeman." The bear gets up, promptly goes to the end of the bar and , as stated, eats the woman..... He comes back to his seat and ,again, demands a beer. The bartender tells him, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerant, bully bears, in bars, in Bozeman that are on drugs." The bear says, "Wait a minute, I'm not on drugs !" The bartender says, "You are now. That was a BARBITCHUATE."
