Be gentle its my first time!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Angie, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. Angie

    Angie New Member

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    Well I've just got home from work and just checked. I do have tits and a vagina. (cunt to you). I hate that word.
     
  2. tekniq

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Well I've just got home from work and just checked. I do have tits and a vagina. (cunt to you). I hate that word.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    post pictures
     
  3. Coma White

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    yeah, we want proof, please include close ups
     
  4. Angie

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    Yuk. Need more of a wide angled lens than a close up. Did you know that Harold Shipmans last meal was a chicken Madas and rice. He said it was lovely but could of murdered a nan.
     
  5. TimBoaT

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    oi vey... a nan?
     
  6. Coma White

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Need more of a wide angled lens than a close up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    why? you fat?
     
  7. Spooky Action

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Have you heard of Didcot? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Have they got a collection of Steam trains at Didcot? Swear I've been there as a kid...
     
  8. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:

    why? you fat?
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    Do you know an "Angie" that isn't?
     
  9. Angie

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    Didcot is famous for its steam trains. Peep peep.
    And no I'm not fat. just you normal nuerotic female. Ok slightly plump. But that does mean I have big tits!! weh hey!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Please suck warm farts from my asshole...

    Post pics or shut the fuck up cunt
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Didcot is famous for its steam trains. Peep peep.
    And no I'm not fat. just you normal nuerotic female. Ok slightly plump. But that does mean I have big tits!! weh hey!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I assume by this statement that's your a 250Ib lardass with a whopping great big cunt far to flappy and used for anyone to want to take a photograph of it.
     
  12. Angie

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    Flappy, Well no you are very far form the truth! Still if your prick is so small that all the women you've had are flappy then shame.
     
  13. stymie

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    You got a knob UT? You kept that quiet.
     
  14. Coma White

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
    Do you know an "Angie" that isn't?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    now that i think about it, nothing good ever came out of england, the women are buttfucking ugly and the food tastes like rotting shit
     
  15. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:
    now that i think about it, nothing good ever came out of england, the women are buttfucking ugly and the food tastes like rotting shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    better than france is it not?
     
  16. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Didcot is famous for its steam trains. Peep peep.
    And no I'm not fat. just you normal nuerotic female. Ok slightly plump. But that does mean I have big tits!! weh hey!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    post some pics then slightly plump angie, we never tire of tits. btw, are you lactating, that would make the pics even better.
     
  17. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:
    now that i think about it, nothing good ever came out of england, the women are buttfucking ugly and the food tastes like rotting shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    So speaks a complete cunt. Where the fuck you from? Wherever the fuck it is I can guarantee the best thing to come out of whatever shithole you are from is a flight back to blighty.
    Like you spend time here ya illiterate spastic.
     
  18. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angie:
    Flappy, Well no you are very far form the truth! Still if your prick is so small that all the women you've had are flappy then shame.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No,infact i got a HUGE knob and it vibrates.
    And for god sake woman admiting that you're not only fat but got a pair of flappy beef curtains isn't an image i want in my head.
     
  19. Coma White

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    im from a little piece of shit courty called denmark, never heard of it?
    our goverment is one of the little cocksuckers that followed bush and his little bitch, blair, in to iraq.

    this little wanker country fucking sucks and the only fucking positive part of it is that we have some mighty fine blonds
     
  20. tekniq

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:
    now that i think about it, nothing good ever came out of england, the women are buttfucking ugly and the food tastes like rotting shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    elizabeth hurly?
     

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