Batman VS everyone

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by 1337, Dec 15, 2003.

  1. 1337

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    Who could beat Batman?
     
  2. FrostyDaSnowPimp

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    I would have said superman a few years ago... but that fucker can't even walk.. much less fight...
     
  3. Cheezedawg

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    Wesley Willis could beat Batman.
     
  4. Smegma

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    Wesley Willis is dead, perhaps got shot in the ass. Birdman could kick batmans ass.
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Wesley Willis is dead?!? I loved him like Cool Whip. I hate you, Smegma.
     
  6. Cough Syrup

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    Optimus Prime would pick Batman up and rip him and half.
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Optimus Prime would pick Batman up and rip him and half.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Be funnier if Starscream did it...he'd probably make Bat-Dork dance first though.
     
  8. 1337

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    batman could use Wayne Enterprises and his money and build something to easly disable a robot.
    They wouldn't stand a chance.
     
  9. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Optimus Prime would pick Batman up and rip him and half.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ah Optimus Prime is the shit, he fuckin pwned every ones ass, but if we are talking about humanslike and not robots, i have to think that no one could kill him. he could own supermans ass like nothing, every one know he carrys cryptonite.
     
  10. Cough Syrup

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    Joel Shuemaker broke the Batman.

     
  11. Schmed

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    spiderman would whoop him silly and megatron would kick optimus as from here too cybertron
     
  12. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    spiderman would whoop him silly and megatron would kick optimus as from here too cybertron<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whoop him like a gay man, or like a gay spiderman that is...


    Watch how how will whoop him silly.
     
  13. Dr.Roboto

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  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Joel Shuemaker broke the Batman.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's the most intelligent fucking response to a thread I've heard all night... Kudos.
     
  15. coulrophobe

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    the beyonder. the weirdo entity in secret wars that summoned up a bunch of heros and villans and made them fight. even galactus (who could also kill batman) came when this dude made him.

    the beyonder > batman
     
  16. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    That's the most intelligent fucking response to a thread I've heard all night... Kudos.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thanks Lomo.

    The Bat-nipples still piss me off...
     
  17. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    the beyonder. the weirdo entity in secret wars that summoned up a bunch of heros and villans and made them fight. even galactus (who could also kill batman) came when this dude made him.

    the beyonder > batman
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And in the end, Dr. Doom was the hero who finally kicked the Beyonder's ass.

    (Yes, I remember that comic series..)
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Thanks Lomo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yer welcome... Tim Burton should've been the man for all four of those motherfuckers.................
     
  19. Cough Syrup

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    He beat Predetor with a spear.
     
  20. Matthew

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    as soon as that motherfucker falls asleep
     

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