Bash America, you know you want to!

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  1. Dr.Roboto

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    the items maybe researched here but the items are made somewhere else. just cheak out that tag on the shirt your wearing. theres a high possibility if came from one of the following: china, japan, thailand, cambodia, vietnam, laos, the philippines, lebanon, bangladesh, north korea, syria, tiawan, sri lanka, turkey, malaysia, mongolia. notice anything yet? almost all are asian countries. did you know that the us has worlds larget trade deficit. the major us compainies are too worried about lining there pockets that they are fucking over the citizens of its own country to keep profits up. i.e. Levi"s jeans. has closed its last plant in the US to move the production over seas. people are loosing jobs by the minute. instead of helping our economy an that of the world our corprate leaders would rather cash thier checks, while the poorer get poored and the richer get richer. as for the rest of the world, the US is a major buyer of products for almost every major nation.
     
  2. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    everybody hates american's it's only them that don't realize it. isn't it funny how the people who know it the least know it the loudest. and in the words of their well spoken and verbose president don't "missunderestimate me" ahh i love to see ignorance at it's finest.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ignorance is bliss
     
  3. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrostyDaSnowPimp:
    The retard makes a point. Sure Germany may have pioneered rocketry, but where are they now? Lagging way behind. Who is the only country that has reuseable spacecraft? The USA. As for Japan, sure they may have the edge on production, but if you are going to say that Germany is the leading rocketry experts then the US is still leading the way for computers and stereos and television, since they were all pioneered in the US. Also, if you care to re-read my previous post, i said they are in the lead in MOST forms of technology, not all. I acknowledge that we may be alittle behind or tied as far as entertainment technology goes with Japan, but have you heard of a little place called the Silicon Valley? Producers of all major PCs and designers of the most complex super computers in the world. Also, you speak of exports, the US contracts out to other countries with lower wages to reduce pricing. Though the exports may not be created on US soil they were certainly designed and owned corporations in the US.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    television and sterios eh, what is that going to achive?
    all its going to do it make more stupid kids like those at my school. all i hear is "hey nigga" "hey foo" "foshizzle dawg"
    what kind of shit is that, they are so fucking stupid that this black guy thought that to make a jet completly out of platinum is easly possible, im not talking about the skin, but the landing gear air locks, brakes, wings, every thing and it still be able to function properly, he obviously failed IPC (Intergrated Physics and Chemistry). then i saw to nigglet girls beat the shit out of each other till one was almost dead. one of the girls started stomping on the other head while the rest of them were yelling "fight fight fight". consequently the one that was doing the beating has been charged with attempted murder while the other was at the hospital receiving treatment for head fractures and brain truama. and what were they fighting over? a stupid mother fucking black guy whos only obsession was to get in their panties.
    so now we have 6 yes 6 armed doughnut eating fat fucks patrolling, and one of them looks like Farva from Super Troopers.
     
  4. Matthew

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    where do you go to school? at my highschool we had a full staff of 8-10 hpd officers all the time, that was 4 years ago, i hate to see what its like now.
     
  5. darrellgcox

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    everybody hates american's it's only them that don't realize it. isn't it funny how the people who know it the least know it the loudest. and in the words of their well spoken and verbose president don't "missunderestimate me" ahh i love to see ignorance at it's finest.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If you hate us so much, then why do you live so close to us? (480 miles from Miami) Are you just a dumb black man with an attitude, who was lucky enough to steal a laptop from a tourist and now sit's around on the dirt floor of his cardboard box with his crack smoking buddies.
     
  6. Cough Syrup

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    Hi everyone
     
  7. Cough Syrup

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    I'm multi-posting!
     
  8. Cough Syrup

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    And I don't know why!
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Fuck it... I''ll be a post-whorew too...

    Haven'ts read a damn bit of this threswad, maybe i'll respond more spic-ifically when (ansd if) i'm sover...
     
  10. Lomotil

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    err, "sober" - ficl it... whatever,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    Germany was the first to have rockets, i believe it was under hitlers rule if im not mistaken. But how many times have they been on the moon?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They where the first. Neil Armstrong was of German descent...
     
  12. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    where do you go to school? at my highschool we had a full staff of 8-10 hpd officers all the time, that was 4 years ago, i hate to see what its like now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I go to langham creek high school. we have like 6 full time then 3 or so more who come during "speacial" events such as parades, pep rallys, games ect.
    did you know that fruit cakes are so dense that not even x-rays can see thru them?
     
  13. USArmySPC

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    Hey Kaptain Skitzo, the SPC stands for specialist, and you just insulted about.... ohh a third of the U.S. Army, I'd love to see you say that same stuff in a room with people like myself, we would fucking kill you, and that's not a threat, its a promise. Oh, great spelling by the way on your response, where did you learn that type of grammar? I'm guessing you never went to college with spelling like that. I for one, am a college educated man who is a lawyer, making a damned good living, thank you very much. Sounds as if you like Hitler.... amazing that you think that a man who murdered most of Europe's Jews and nearly ruled the entire continent, making slaves of just about anyone who wasn't German is an OK guy because he built a highway and helped design a car, great reasoning there. Fucking moron.
    As for the statue of liberty, its about the only good thing that ever came out of france.
    I could really care less about sitcoms from Britain, they are so boring i would rather watch paint dry, or watch grass grow, or paint grass and watch the paint dry while the grass grows
    Oh, and finally, unlike your pussy ass whom i'm sure wouldn't say anything anti-american within a good mile of any U.S. serviceman for fear of having your ass beat, i will say anything to anyone and if they have a problem with it, tough fucking shit, bring it on. The problem with europeans is the simple fact that you all seem to think that talking things out with people will always work, no matter what. Understand that some cultures only understand violence and the only way to show them the light is to fight back, remove the cruelty that exists in their society, and THEN talk to them and show them a better way, just talking shows to them you are a pussy who is a pushover....probably why france gets it's ass kicked all the time
     
  14. Tojo Burbage

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    When I used to earn a living by wearing a parachute and firing a gun I came across several of these US Army 'Specialists' during a few tours overseas.

    Pretty much all without fail where full of the worse kind of shit that our resident 'Green Beret' here espouses. And they can't take a beasting either.

    I reckon our boy here works in the admin office or in the kitchens, they probably don't trust him with a gun.
     
  15. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    ok, people that DONT live in this country that talk shit about it dont really bother me that much. But people that do live here and always say how much they hate it bother the shit out of me. Ever seen the movie clerks? Remember dante and his "im not even supposed to be here" shit? Seriously randall needs to come over to you and slap the ever living shit out of you. For one dont just sit there and bitch about it, go out do something about what you think is wrong, or you can always leave. Your entitled to your opinion but seriously do you sit there at work and constantly bitch about how much you hate being there? Our country allready has too many people here, seriously there wont be any one missing you when you leave.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    When you say "do something about it..." does that mean I can start shooting every moron I run into during the day? I'm sure you've run into some of them too...the fuckwits that drive 20mph under the speed limit...or slam on their brakes, start to turn, THEN put on their turn signal...get in the "15 items or less, cash only" line with a cart full of shit and a credit card...
    If so, I'm going to need more than the 800 rounds we've got sitting here.
     
  16. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    Germany was the first to have rockets, i believe it was under hitlers rule if im not mistaken. But how many times have they been on the moon?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    CLICK HERE DUMBASS
     
  17. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
    television and sterios eh, what is that going to achive?
    all its going to do it make more stupid kids like those at my school. all i hear is "hey nigga" "hey foo" "foshizzle dawg"
    what kind of shit is that, they are so fucking stupid that this black guy thought that to make a jet completly out of platinum is easly possible, im not talking about the skin, but the landing gear air locks, brakes, wings, every thing and it still be able to function properly, he obviously failed IPC (Intergrated Physics and Chemistry). then i saw to nigglet girls beat the shit out of each other till one was almost dead. one of the girls started stomping on the other head while the rest of them were yelling "fight fight fight". consequently the one that was doing the beating has been charged with attempted murder while the other was at the hospital receiving treatment for head fractures and brain truama. and what were they fighting over? a stupid mother fucking black guy whos only obsession was to get in their panties.
    so now we have 6 yes 6 armed doughnut eating fat fucks patrolling, and one of them looks like Farva from Super Troopers.
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    I've been out of school for 17 years now...but it sure looks like not a lot has changed. The only time we ever had piggies running around is when they'd send a fucking narc in to bust the potheads(who were the ONLY group NOT bothering anyone! Go fucking figure!)
     
  18. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by USArmySPC:
    Hey Kaptain Skitzo, the SPC stands for specialist, and you just insulted about.... ohh a third of the U.S. Army, I'd love to see you say that same stuff in a room with people like myself, we would fucking kill you, and that's not a threat, its a promise. Oh, great spelling by the way on your response, where did you learn that type of grammar? I'm guessing you never went to college with spelling like that. I for one, am a college educated man who is a lawyer, making a damned good living, thank you very much. Sounds as if you like Hitler.... amazing that you think that a man who murdered most of Europe's Jews and nearly ruled the entire continent, making slaves of just about anyone who wasn't German is an OK guy because he built a highway and helped design a car, great reasoning there. Fucking moron.
    As for the statue of liberty, its about the only good thing that ever came out of france.
    I could really care less about sitcoms from Britain, they are so boring i would rather watch paint dry, or watch grass grow, or paint grass and watch the paint dry while the grass grows
    Oh, and finally, unlike your pussy ass whom i'm sure wouldn't say anything anti-american within a good mile of any U.S. serviceman for fear of having your ass beat, i will say anything to anyone and if they have a problem with it, tough fucking shit, bring it on. The problem with europeans is the simple fact that you all seem to think that talking things out with people will always work, no matter what. Understand that some cultures only understand violence and the only way to show them the light is to fight back, remove the cruelty that exists in their society, and THEN talk to them and show them a better way, just talking shows to them you are a pussy who is a pushover....probably why france gets it's ass kicked all the time
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    Damn, son, take a pill before you pop a blood vessel. You sound really stressed...
    Oh wait...that's because of me....forget the pill...just have the stroke and get it over with.
    I love fucking with people like you, shame is that you are just so damned easy to get worked up. Of course, that's mostly because you are wrong.
    Now...I'm assuming that you have never read "mein kampf"(Hitler's book) becuase if you had, you'd be seeing a lot of what I'm seeing. Of course, you have that "military programming" that no matter what, the U.S.A. is always right. What a load of bullshit.
    Anyhow, I'm going to waste a little more time, and sum up some of what you don't know, and try to present it to you:
    Prior to WWII: the Jews were offered a sum of money to get out of Germany, plus relocation expences. Some took the money and ran, most did not. Consider that it was the Jewish owned businesses that were cutting German jobs, and creating a "poor" class that was growing and growing and growing...with more people out of work, an economy in shambles, and the Jews owning everything, and as is their nature, not caring about anything BUT money...led to Hitlers rise to power. He promiced, "A Germany for Germans". Once elected(yes, I said ELECTED), he offered the Jews money to leave. Had they all taken the money and ran, there would have been no holocost.
    I'm not saying that Hitler was right about everything. BUT, you have to at least admit that he was trying to unite and protect his people.
    The sad part is, most Americans haven't read his book, and don't see that what happened in Germany prior to WWII, is happening HERE.

    Shit, I just re-read your post...coffee hasn't kicked in completely yet....
    Yer a Jew....ain't ya?
     
  19. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    When I used to earn a living by wearing a parachute and firing a gun I came across several of these US Army 'Specialists' during a few tours overseas.

    Pretty much all without fail where full of the worse kind of shit that our resident 'Green Beret' here espouses. And they can't take a beasting either.

    I reckon our boy here works in the admin office or in the kitchens, they probably don't trust him with a gun.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I know the type very well. Don't you love 'em?
     
  20. KaosLite

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    Fuck America up the asshole with a spiked vibrator leaking battery acid.
    Actuall, just fuck Bush, Ashcroft, Cheny, Ridge.

    Of course, fuck you all too.
     

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