bad one night stands

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by paul123456789, Apr 8, 2003.

  1. paul123456789

    paul123456789 New Member

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    so lets see who had the worse one nigt stand then
     
  2. Cyril

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    porta potty at mardi gras last year, but it was more like a 10 minute stand not bad considering the environment, no condom got tested when i got back home thank god no new dieseases just the old ones i am very familiar with.
     
  3. paul123456789

    paul123456789 New Member

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    cool the worst i had was waking up next to a girl with somany persings in her face i nearly jumped out of bed which was shocked cosidering i did no no how i got to bed
     
  4. Icenhour

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    I had a one night stand with this guy like 7 years ago, great sex!!! I woke up and he was still asleep, I was going to leave, but I wanted to get a drink from the fridge. Well I opened it and found tons of pot. I took one bad ( have no idea how much it was) and sold it to my friend for 500. HMMM I guess that was not a bad one night stand. I got great sex and made 500$ LOL I guess that makes me a whore.
     
  5. Cyril

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    I had a one night stand with my friends wife while he was on a business trip, i used to laff my ass off when they came over to my house together the happy couple. busted my nut all up in her, and one for her yap in the morning, i always wanted to ask him so how was the welcome home kiss.
     
  6. Icenhour

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    Cyril... you need to stop having unsafe sex!
     
  7. Cyril

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    I try to practise safe sex as much as i can. but some chicks just don't like condoms they like it "RAW DOG". i have never had a std in my life. i try to do the best i can with the limited mental resources i have.
     
  8. Icenhour

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    if a girl like it raw dawg, she likes it raw with everyone... keep that in mind
     
  9. Icenhour

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  11. Cyril

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    those pictures are very disturbing indeed, think i might become a monk now and save my genitals from that grizzly fate.
     
  12. Icenhour

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    good, If I can save just one it was worth it.

    foe real doh wear a condom, I would hate to see you produce some offspring. The trailer parks are allready overpopulated with bastard kids. Raw dawg! lol I love that word
     
  13. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    good, If I can save just one it was worth it.

    foe real doh wear a condom, I would hate to see you produce some offspring. The trailer parks are allready overpopulated with bastard kids. Raw dawg! lol I love that word
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    my kids would only have the best double wide trailer my welfare check can afford. does saran wrap and elastic band count? we call that the whitetrash jimmy.
     
  14. Icenhour

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    I dont see how you are going to get any pussy, 40 posts in less then 24 hours...
     
  15. Cyril

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I dont see how you are going to get any pussy, 40 posts in less then 24 hours...
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    i work till 11 pm every night monday to friday bars here don't close till 3 am lots of oppourtunity to get some pussy, but one needs to get paid first this just helps me pass the time.
     

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