Baby Jokes (really bad)

1.
Q: Whats the best worst part about fucking a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of the clown suit.

2.
Q: Whats the best part about fucking a 3 year old?
A: Feeling their pelvic bone pop.

3.
Q: Whats the best part about having sex in the shower with a 7 year old girl.
A: If you slick her hair back, she looks like a 5 year old boy

4.
Q: Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

5.
Q: Whats black, bubbley, and taps on glass?
A: A baby in a microwave.

6.
Q: What crinkles, wiggles on the floor, and is blue?
A: A baby in a hefty bad

7.
Q: What's green, smells, and doesn't wiggle?
A: The same baby 1 month later

 

You stupid fuck...I am pretty new here and have already seen all though's here like 4 time's..Get new jokes or fuckoff!!

 

I'm with TheGodOfDuck
I have wasted yet another few seconds reading another useless post written by another un educated motherless bastard.

 

wasted time....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NameYouWant:
I'm with TheGodOfDuck
I have wasted yet another few seconds reading another useless post written by another un educated motherless bastard. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah.

A request now though, fellow fugly-ites.

I understand the temptation, I honestly do, and indeed, I have succumbed to it myself in the past, but can we lay off the "I've wasted ten seconds of my life" angle when flaming shitty posts like the puerile so-called "jokes" above?

I'm as sick of that particular criticism as I am of the jokes themselves.

Thanks, and have a LOVERLY day.

 

chester is right..
when I posted that I wasn't even thinking of how overdone that is.

 

Well fuck you all it's taken me at least 30 seconds to read all that and then post.
I could have eaten a whole packet of smarties in that time

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
Well fuck you all it's taken me at least 30 seconds to read all that and then post.
I could have eaten a whole packet of smarties in that time <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Try peanut M&Ms, they last longer.

D'oh! There goes another 23 seconds...

 

no no skittles are chewy they last a lot longer....damn more time gone.

 

i've wasted 15 seconds of my life typing this reply

 

So where do I apply to get this time back? Is there a number I can call?

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock

 

better yet...

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: I don't throw rocks at people's windows.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poopystick:
So where do I apply to get this time back? Is there a number I can call?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry poopystick all minutes r non-refundable, however if you would like to take any unused ones up to the helpdesk i'm sure we can give you credit for them.

 

Q: Whats the best part about having sex in the shower with a 7 year old girl.
A: If you slick her hair back, she looks like a 5 year old boy


Not true. I've had sex in a shower with a 7 year old girl.