What is small, blue, and on fire in the corner? **a baby chewing on an electrical cord What is small and red and taps on the glass every ten seconds? **a baby in a microwave What's small and red and full of holes? **a baby in the ghetto What is smaller than a breadbox but can't fit thru a doorway? **a baby with a javelin thru its head ~~~OOH OOH THESE ARE THE BEST!~~~ How do you make a four year old cry twice? **wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear What's the best thing about having sex with a five year old? **hearing the pelvic bone crack... What's the worst thing? **cleaning the blood out of your clownsuit.
told on the jimmy kimmel show last night: B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to make his birthday especially memorable this year. So she goes out and gets B.B.'s initials tattooed on her ass, one letter on each cheek. After his big birthday dinner with friends at a fancy restaurant, they go home. As soon as B.B. sits down in his favourite chair, his wife walks up to him and announces, "I have a big surprise for you." With that, she turns around, pulls up her dress, drops her panties, and bends over. B.B. stares for a moment at the big ass just inches from his face and asks, "Who's Bob?" ------------ gaping assholes are funny aren't they?
what do you get when you stab a baby 30 times with a butcher knife? a hard on. what is the best thing about showering with a 10 year old? when they're wet they look 8.
WHATS WORSE THAN FINDING TEN DEAD BABYS IN A DUSTBIN? FINDING ONE DEAD BABY IN TEN DUSTBINS.. WHATS RED, PINK, AND SILVER? A BABY WITH FORKS IN ITS EYES
Q: Whats the best thing aboout throwing a baby off a cliff? A: Catching it with a pichfork Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank: gaping assholes are funny aren't they?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm not sure, post a pick of yours and I'll mke up my mind
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy: I'm not sure, post a pick of yours and I'll mke up my mind <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i don't gape thank you
that would be about the 500th time i heard all of thoes........end my quote please. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
