aww I am a 6.2

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

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  2. Reizvolles

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    I'll give you a 10 if it will stop your moaning?
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Yeah, I think at our age, the guys in their 40's think we are hot shit. I seem to notice that men in their 40's look at me more than the young ones. Of course, I am hardly out in public, so no one really looks at me. I think I'd be a big hit at a union hall full of middle aged rednecks. I think the rednecks are starting to like me and it never used to be that way. I blame my gay hair. I think my hair makes me look too "mature". I think bangs attract rednecks. It's in their blood.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    Oh and back to boobs, I love sports bras because they smash them in. The only problem is the uniboob. It's like one big tit in the middle of your chest, but it's nice to have that shit smashed in and you can place your nipples up high so they look perky. Proper nipple placement is a must. I hate to see lopsided nips.

    I know people who have had reduction and they are all very pleased, but I don't want my nipple cut entirely off, trimmed (they'd have to trim my bologna... can't stick that shit on a small c or large b cup... it would look hilarious though) and sewed back on. I don't want black tits and drainage and scars. I'll just keep folding them between my thighs at night to properly align my spine. It's cheaper than a pillow. :)
     
  5. BIGMAMA

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    where is your profile??? I wanna see. I liked your Craigslist ad

    PM me if you dont wanna show up here
     
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    Nothing like being upfront, eh?
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Anna Nicole Smith.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I think you have her confused with Blue Lola... or as Nursey referred to her, "Bull Vulva".
     
  10. Lomotil

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    I swear I didn't recognize her.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    That was before she got her teeth fixed and started to look fake.
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    I liked her fake and real... I loved her show. I wish I had a Kimie - her little ugly assistant.
     
  13. Reizvolles

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    I don't go near Craigslist, so post away. Nice try at blackmail.
     
  14. BIGMAMA

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    sorry I got you mixed up with Blue Lola (or something like that)
     
  15. Nauseous

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    I loved her show too. I have season one on DVD... they didn't release two... yet, but I am hoping they will.

    You could probably get Kimmie. I think she lives in FL.

    I have always liked Howard and I hope he's doing okay these days.
     
  16. BIGMAMA

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    She looked a little fucked up, but she liked to talk and act like a baby sometimes, so who knows?

    I think Anna wore the pants. I think Howard did whatever she said. I think most of the people she surrounded herself with were like that. She always had people get a tattoo of herself on them. Kimmie, her cousins, her uncle, her aunt.

    Oh man, her cousin Shelley. She was a mess. In her first appearance, when they are at the restaurant, you see her ask Anna if she had those... and Anna says, "Yeah, I put it in your purse." I know damn well she gave her drugs and then I see this gem:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zurVtzgN1U
     
  18. BIGMAMA

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    OMG that is so funny. Her family is really fucked up. That one blond fat cousin that had her tattoo was so retarded. Where are they from..oh yeah Texas right?

    I bet if Anna was not so fucked up- she would have been humiliated by her family's interviews.

    I always thought Howard was kinda sexy... I wonder what he is doing these days.

    Back to my rating... I took my profile down... I kept getting messages from people that are gross or people calling me a racist ... because I said "not into black guys" WTF its not like I said "no niggers" I put that on there because I live near Atlanta- and we have a lot of them- I figured it saved people time... I also got a message from a girl calling me a bitch because of the word "midget"
    I would not get offended if someone said "no fat chicks"

    people are such babies... so sensitive - whatever. I do better meeting people in person anyway.
     
  19. Nauseous

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    Yeah, the fat blonde one... I remember her taking about Anna spending money on dresses and stuff and she was like, "She would spend 14 thousand dollars on a dress. I wouldn't even spend that on a house!"

    And then they would show her looking at clothes at Family Dollar and then she was down by a river with a puppy and I kept thinking that she was going to throw it in and drown it or pet it too hard.

    Her uncle... he looked like a really skinny Charles Manson.
     
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    Oh, and fuck those people. Your ad was honest.
     

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