aww I am a 6.2

I put a profile on Plenty of fish- for the hell of it... and you have the option to have your pic rated... right now out of 48 people that rated me- I am a 6.2

that is sad
and I am pissed- so now I am going to fuck up everyones rating by voting 1 on all those bitches.


man I need photoshop. I look like shit in real pics.

 

ok never mind-- I started voting on other chicks... and some were really hot and were 5.1...5.8...6.3 so far only one 8- and she was in a bikini .

 

I give you a five, unless I can photograph you with a nice pearl necklace...

 

post the link with your photo?

 

no you buttholes will give me a 1 or a 2 and fuck it up even more

 

I'm sure people go in there and rate the pretty ones low. Like 14 year old girls and stuff.

Plenty of fish sounds kinda gross though.

 

I also need to remember I am 31- fat and did not pose with my titties out.

I bet I woud be a 9 ...if I still had photoshop

 

dammm it I am a 5.9 now.

being old and ugly sucks...

Im gonna find a site that does "rate my cooter"

bet I have a higher number there. -

oh I just saw a profile for an Arab guy- it says
......................................

I like wemens that are nice and use mouth. I like soccer and beach. I want to get married in 3 months. Please like to use mouth

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greedy huh- he wants his US papers..and a BJ

that site is funny

 

I think he will be surprised if he gets an American woman that likes to 'use mouth', she will use it to yell at his smelly ass...

 

sad thing is... he is REALLY cute. be funny to parade him around to piss the X off.. a young built Arab guy with broken English. He would have a heart attack

 

Maybe he just wants a woman who likes to talk? You know, teach him the language?

 

haha he sent me a message. on there you can click a "see who has viewed you" link... and well I guess he saw I was checkin him out. like 3 times .. only because I was sending his link to people... saying "I found me a new one"

he sent me this

I see you profile and like. Can we have a date and see a movie! Call me XXXXXXXXX

lol poor kid is only 26 - Id do him, but not gonna marry his ass so he can get papers. I just want him as arm candy - and to piss the X off. who knows maybe some dingdong.

I like em with broken english... why is that?

 

I dunno. I am mainly into white guys who speak with no accent (although some Spanish guys are hot as hell). Oh fuck it. I like Mario Lopez.

I love Justin Theroux (for like the millionth time).

I hate that he is supporting PETA but love that he loves dogs and I think he needs to gain a little weight, but he is so good looking to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyrFh50ypaM

 

here is mine... but not hairy... and Isreali

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-FgWasc3s

 

Was that the Zohan?

I dont hit the youtube videos at work.......

The dog guy looks like he is a vegan, skinny and pale.

 

Oded Fehr - from the Mummy, Sleeper Cell, Deuce Bigalow

 

Bite your goddamned tongue. That guy is a fucking fox.



I love him with his glasses on.



God, I hope my husband doesn't see this. They are total polar opposites.

 

And this son of a bitch. I saw him on a shitty Lifetime movie.

His name is Nick Kiriazis.

He's a total pretty boy, but in this movie he had some facial hair and was just jaw dropping.

 

And my old man pick.... Mr. Gabriel Byrne.

 

I have a strange one... I was flipping through the Tv... and was stopped by this Hunky manly man - singing- I mean BEAUTIFUL guy- beefy... it was TBN network. I never found out his name - but I watched his whole Jesus song- I know the song went "you are a wonderful god" I need to look him up