Some co workers and I were sharing funny/stupid things we've heard and said and I thought this might make for an entertaining thread. "She told me she had herpes then I proceeded to fuck the shit out of her."-former co worker talking about an ex-girlfriend. "Yah well I kissed a dude once."- a (male) friend of mine after another friend told a story about a crazy roomate. I had a few more but they've slipped my mind at the moment, I'll post em when I remember em.
Not so much a quote but a thing that regularly happens at the movies. Have this employee that cuts out the faces of actors on the posters and makes masks out of them. Proceeds to scare people with them. I was never so afraid of kevin costner.
"I love eating cookies but I fucking hate reading."- my boss after a blind date told him she liked baking and reading. Come on people this thread has potential!!
