Aural sex

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Nov 15, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Female Fugly friends... Lend me your ears...
     
  2. D

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    There all yours....
     
  3. Emetic

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    {muttering} Don't count on getting 'em back...
     
  4. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. E:
    {muttering} Don't count on getting 'em back...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh... well thanks for the advice
    {mutters shaking her head} cynical old git
     
  5. Sexual Chocolate

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Female Fugly friends... Lend me your ears...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You must have a teenie weenie... are you white?
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anal Sex:
    You must have a teenie weenie... are you white?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    once again.... JESUS CHRIST!

    once again.... am I being retarded and missing the point of that comment... or is it you?
     
  7. Sexual Chocolate

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    once again.... JESUS CHRIST!

    once again.... am I being retarded and missing the point of that comment... or is it you?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes and no.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate:
    You must have a teenie weenie... are you white?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok, ok.... I have had some sleep... and understand what the mongo meant now... nullhe wants girls ears coz he is white and he has small dick and it would fit in an ear hole.... blah blah blah
     
  9. kitana

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    I'm listening... or reading
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate:
    You must have a teenie weenie... are you white?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Who told you?!?

    *leeringly stares at Nauseous*
     
  11. Homewrecker

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    he wants girls ears coz he is white and he has small dick and it would fit in an ear hole.... blah blah blah[/i] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Duh? Well, you could pick up a dictionary (like I did) and read what the word, 'aural' means...

    Then you can do this:

    Dumbass...

    Slut!
     
  12. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Homewrecker:
    Duh? Well, you could pick up a dictionary (like I did) and read what the word, 'aural' means...

    Then you can do this:

    Dumbass...

    Slut!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    WTF... fucking bastard bloody retard
     
  13. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:

    WTF... fucking bastard bloody retard
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    Thats telling her Wanka
    She'll know not to mess with you again!
     
  14. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    yeah yeah Im well'ard I am...

    I was just a bit confused... and I am even more confused now... I thought they were male
     
  15. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by oh...err..me :
    I thought they were male <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    but then if I had bothered looking at her profile I wooda known...

    oh well shrugs
     
  16. ssb

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    For fucks sake wank your such a fucking sad wanker why dont you go kill yourself...decided not to fuck you but would prefer to skin you instead.
     
  17. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by clam:
    For fucks sake wank your such a fucking sad wanker why dont you go kill yourself...decided not to fuck you but would prefer to skin you instead.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Right:confusd:... come on then
     
  18. Homewrecker

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:

    WTF... fucking bastard bloody retard
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Don't strain yourself, Wank. It's beyond your 'fucking bastard bloody' reach!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Homewrecker:

    Don't strain yourself, Wank. It's beyond your 'fucking bastard bloody' reach!
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    ooooh... you fuckng cunt...

    You live my life for a day and see how your cognitive skills hold up
     
  20. Homewrecker

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    ooooh... you fuckng cunt...

    You live my life for a day and see how your cognitive skills hold up
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I lived your life for a day, I think I'd be more concerned about how my marksmanship skills hold up!
     

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