ATTN: ladies!!!!!

Unless you want to see some wierdo in a wifebeater masterbating feverusly into a dirty tubesock, don't cleck "accept" when schmed invites you to view his webcam

 

Damn it you fucker, Now i gota get a new screen name.....

 

hey shitneck, you know I got to do 200 hours of comunity service... Fucking tittybars... I gave the bitch a dollar, she knew I wanted to fuck her... Right?

 

Suck the piss out of my cock you niggerlover, that was my dollar you stole out of my "My Little Pony" pony bank.....


Yea I used "my" twice ina row and "pony" twice in a row.....

 

Schmedly, you never masturbated for me you fuckin' prick! And after all those vagina pics I showed you too!

 

Actually I masturbated plenty of times for you...

 

Yes, but did you ever SHOW me?

 

Nope! But you never asked.

 

But from what Dwaine was saying, I didn't have to ask.

 

Vagina's are weird.

 

Thats with my cock in the sock...

 

Weird, but lovable!

 

Yeah. And belly-buttons. What are THEY all about?

 

It's called an umbilical cord...you know: the SUSTENENCE of LIFE for a fetus?

 

Gee, thanks for clearing that up. So, should mine be oozing like this?

 

Is that Ron Jeremy in your Av?

 

THATS NOT YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!!! Zip that up before you get arrested!!!

 

I don't think the hedgehog's that bald, is he?