Attention Newcumers!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Stranger, Sep 23, 2001.

  1. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    Let me explain to you how this thing works.

    This is a FORUM, not a chat room.
    What does that mean?

    Well for one thing it means that when you post, there is a good chance that 98% of the members are not logged on at that point in time. It also means that you say your bit and then you fuck off. You come back tomorrow or whenever, when everyone has at least had the opportunity, if not the motivation, to reply to you.

    It also means we don't want to see 500 posts about absolute crap from you in one night.
    And you don't need to start a new 'topic'(look it up if you are confused) when it is still the same useless drivel you are going on with in another thread. 'Reply', not 'New Topic'.

    And if you are too thick to work out from the replys to your pointless, meaningless posts that everyone hates you then you shouldn't be on here.

    I work with kids and retards all day long. I don't want to come to fugly to read this mindless juvenile crap! Try Yahoo Teen Chat instead.

    (Good idea with the idiot filter Lomatil, maybe we do need a moderator after all)
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Although it really pains me to do this, I must agree with old leatherface...
     
  3. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    This is a FORUM, not a chat room. What does that mean? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    In terms that this crew would understand: this is not that kind of computer place you go late at night with your knickers down.

    It also means that you say your bit and then you fuck off.
    And consider the former completely optional.

    You come back tomorrow or whenever...
    Or not.

    And if you are too thick to work out from the replys to your pointless, meaningless posts that everyone hates you...
    I wouldn't call it hate so much as...well, as ..... Yup, it's hate.

    I work with kids and retards all day long.
    {Aren't you being redundant there?}

    maybe we do need a moderator after all
    "Ooh, ooh...Mr Kotter, Mr Kotter!!..."
     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Day or night, makes no diff to me - I don't have to wait til the parents are asleep.
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    fair point, but what about when the grandkids come round
     
  6. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    I figure, if my bastards can't even find me, their progeny haven't a chance.
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    so working for the CIA has perks eh?
     
  8. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    well...having said that, i would also like to point out that this is fugly.com, not thewebsiteformeaningfulconversation.com. the makers even state that this website is a joke, and the fact that you guys take it soooooooo seriously is...well...kind of humorous.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kowe:
    MOOOOOO moo moo mmoooooo muggugan moooo... thewebsiteformeaningfulconversation.com. the makers even state that moooo mooo bussa cap nigga moooo <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Exactly
     
  10. kaye

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    whenever you ppl have nothing to say, you take a quote from someone else and write exactly. im right. fugly.com has no depth to it. its a joke. and so are all of you.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kowe:
    whenever you moooooo muffugan moo, you take a mooooo. im fat. fugly.com has no depth to it. moooo my black ass nigga mans is gonna bussa cap in you crackas.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wow you are smart and full of depth for a 15 year old...
     
  12. Sane

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    I actually agree with Kaye on this one!!

    Its a fun site!!


    (hmmmmm)

    I have soooo much fun on here it's totally unbeliveable!


    And what do you class as a ''NEWCOMER'??
     
  13. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Sand Niggers:
    Exactly<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you crack me up man
     
  14. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sane:
    I actually agree with Kaye on this one!!

    Its a fun site!!


    (hmmmmm)

    I have soooo much fun on here it's totally unbeliveable!


    And what do you class as a ''NEWCOMER'??
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you, you dumb bitch, just because you have 104 posts, still dont mean that you been here longer than say 2 days, and taking into account the amount of COMPLETE SHIT you post i wouldn't be suprised if it was less.. now shut your filthy hole someone fills it with a fist!!
     
  15. Emetic

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    Kaye, I think I speak for most of us when I suggest: finally make yourself useful and show us your tits.

    I'll bet they're cute li'l nubbins - startin' to grow them little hairs on the aereolae yet??
     
  16. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    this is not that kind of computer place you go late at night with your knickers down.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    are you trying to tell us something about your nocturnal internet habits there?
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Kaye, I think I speak for most of us when I suggest: finally make yourself useful and show us your tits.

    I'll bet they're cute li'l nubbins - startin' to grow them little hairs on the aereolae yet??
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe I should take a picture of myself flossing my teeth in my nipple hair for the forum...
     
  18. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Maybe I should take a picture of myself flossing my teeth in my nipple hair <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Sounds like a typical date with a girl I once knew - bitch had hairier nipples than I did. Upon parting ways, I was direly tempted to ask her why the hell she didn't take 5min once a week and cut that shit.

    Only way you could possibly reach your mouth is if you've got those big, droopy man-breasts. In that event - WTF, show us your tits.
     
  19. Sane

    Sane New Member

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    First of all I am not a newcomer!
    I may have 104 posts but thats with my new name!
    I have been coming here for quite a while but I changed my name recently!

    Anyway as for people talking shit!!
    This is a place for people to express their opinions!
    Whatever they might be!

    One day when I think there is something interesting to add my Intellectual opinion too, I will do it, Till then my shit will still be posted!!

    You dont have to read it!!
     
  20. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sane:
    ...I am not a newcomer! ... I changed my name recently!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Let me guess: ImOneWhiNyBitch? FuckMe_ImPsycho?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    When we want your opinion, we'll beat it out of you.
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    That's what we're all afraid of.
     

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