Shovels have hit the ground the road to recovery has begun with the implementation of my monetary improvement plan. I have decided to do some improvements on the household infrastructure. And to that end I am taking out a loan for 785,000.00 with these new funds I plan on putting in a hot tub in the backyard and planting a dogwood tree in the front yard. My Realtor suggests with some improvements on my property I can increase curb appeal, sell ability, and over equity of my property. His uncle Zeek will receive the check for the amount of 500,000.00 to install the hot tub I picked out at Sears and my Realtor's nephew Manny will receive a check for the remainder to install the dogwood tree that we believe will beautify the front landscape. With this new found increase in equity we will then take out a new 110 % equity ARM for the amount of 8,000.00 for the much needed roof repairs and foundation damage. The loan company 1st bank of Liberia has agreed to allow my children and wife to sign off on both of these loans as guarantors for the repayment. I don't think it will cover it all but at least it is a start. Take a deep breath and exhale a sigh of relief our money problems are on their way to simply being history.
Lets not be unpatriotic now. It's for the good of the household. I will not stand idly by while you spew your vile disgusting hatred and contempt. I have just been informed that my daughter will be selling girl scout cookies this spring. So as a social gesture I will take out additional loans to purchase 68 boxes of those delicious Pecan cookies with a 7000089 percent tip. These I will distribute as Christmas presents come next Christmas that is if they have not expired beyond the suggested freshness date. In that case they will be properly disposed of. Because I am an American family patriot.
I figured you for a hater and this proves it. You want what is wrong for the country just because you listen to Rush Limbaugh. Admit it you do don't you?
