Ulfur Engil is now officially a divorced man!!!!!!! After nearly three years of waiting, I finally got the divorce decree issued. Since I am heading down to Cheeze's this weekend, I will incorporate my celebration into that shindig (that, and I will be a year older, too...I am having excuses just handed to me). Seeing that divorce decree on paper is about the equivalent of having a tapeworm removed, and watching it squirm as it slowly dies on the medical table. Hooray for me!
You know what, I completely forgot about that other tapeworm remark. Although I have no fascination with them, I can imagine it would be a good method for crash-dieting.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: Congratualtion Ulfur <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've lost my divorce papers. Is that a problem?
Marriage is pointless and updated, especially in this day and age. And after 2 failed engagements, I never want to get married - unless I can manage to find a rich, 21 blonde female who owns a major liquor store chain. Or maybe just a rich chick. Or anything with a vagina - whatever works.
Oh yeah, it was oodles of fun. Paying to relocate - Having the bitch cheat on me - lying to immigration services - having my ass arrested. It was a blast, I tells ya...
