Arf Arf

Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.

Q : What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her .

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea.

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

 

You forgot:

How do you get a paki pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest

 

What's the worst part about fucking an 8 year old?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.


What's the best part about fucking an 8 year old.

Hearing the pelvic bone snap.

 

Good jokes except for the faggot above. Part from that i IMPRESSIVE!!

 

So do you just go round putting your personal rating on threads and offering the occasional soundbite? Wonderful! Hey everybody!Meet 'interesting' Phil the new forum commentator!

 

Hi Phil!!!!!

 

hey nursey aint u funny. how old r u 10, 11? n e way little girl get back to me

 

Nursey, surely when you say interesting you must be thinking about....



Et voila!

p.s. Note to Phil: You are fucking with the wrong girl, she'll kick yo ass beeaach!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil:
hey nursey aint u funny. how old r u 10, 11? n e way little girl get back to me
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How old are you,Phil?Forty fucking nine?Four?

 

some1 is gettin angry arent they nursey. did sum1 step on ur dick?????

 

* stands back and watches Nursey limber up ready to strike with her 'Drunken Crane on Mongoose' chop socky shit! *

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil:
some1 is gettin angry arent they nursey. did sum1 step on ur dick?????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Angry? Who? Over what? And little girls don't have dicks Phil.That much i'm sure you know.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil:
some1 is gettin angry arent they nursey. did sum1 step on ur dick?????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Phil, your lame-ass replies are as funny as a poke in the fuckin eye, I think you should stop hanging around the playground in the trench coat your starting to scare the little girls.

 

OMG!!!!!!!!!! Phil, nursey!!!!!!!! Stop this at once!!!!!! It pains me to see my two hero's arguing!!!!!!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
Phil, your lame-ass replies are as funny as a poke in the fuckin eye, I think you should stop hanging around the playground in the trench coat your starting to scare the little girls.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So does that mean ur gettin scared u fuking twat. u think im a lame ass. wheres ur comedy u fuckin bell end

 

Put your handbags away ladies.

 

oh leave them to it 'mum'

 

lol now thats nearly funny (see above) u should take hints darkgroovy u fukin prick

 

hhhhhahahhahahahahhahaha

I don't know whether to think that Phil is really funny or just a fuckin dumbass

 

Thats because ur a fucking dumbass u complete retard. I came here on the jokes section of fugly expecting to see sume decent jokes and all i see is people bitchin about each other. Ur all a bunch of sad mother fuckers. All im tryin to do is put sum decent jokes on the internet not fuckin moan like a little girl like the rest of ya
So lets see if n e of u cunts that jus come on here to bitch and moan can actually make me laugh not want to commit suicide!!!!