are you a winner.. or a wimp?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Aug 2, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    if you think you are beaten.. you are
    if you think you dare not.. you don't
    if you like to win.. but think you can't
    it's almost certain you won't
    if you think you'll lose.. you've already lost

    for out of the world we find
    success begins with a fellas will
    it's all in the state of mind...

    if you think you're outclassed.. you are
    you've got to think high before you rise
    you've got to be sure of yourself before
    you can ever win a prize...
    life's battles don't always go
    to the stronger or faster man
    but sooner or later the man who wins
    is the one who...
    THINKS HE CAN!!!!
     
  2. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    What next, 'Daily Affirmations by Stuart Smalley'?

    "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and - darn it! - people *like me*!........"
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    people like you.... what??
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I like him (dead)
     
  5. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Should be dragged into the street by their testicles, Beaten with a ball bat studded with nails, forced to have oral sex with kitana, Subjected to a 409 hour n-sync marathon and then have to play "The Gimp" with snoodles.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    forced to have oral sex with kitana, Subjected to a 409 hour n-sync marathon and then have to play "The Gimp" with snoodles.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok, um, does that mean i suck him or he sucks me?
    how about me castrating him instead???
    let him live life as an ennuid...
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    ok, um, does that mean i suck him or he sucks me?
    how about me castrating him instead???
    let him live life as an ennuid...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's eunuch...
     
  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    or maybe inuit
     
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Let's snoodle!! YAY!!!
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    Subjected to a 409 hour n-sync marathon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why 409?... why not 408 or 410...
    or why not the 409 hour marathon on a personal mp3 player with the 409 hour mp3 on a loop...
     
  11. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:

    Should be dragged into the street by their testicles, beaten with a ball bat studded with nails, forced to have oral sex with kitana....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm up for good, clean fun as much as the next asshole.
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote

    Hey, hey, HEY - there's no call to be gettin' nasty, you fuck!
     
  12. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Hey, hey, HEY - there's no call to be gettin' nasty, you fuck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you gotta watch that richard cranium.. he's a nasty fuck
     
  13. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally blithered by Klitana during a brief break from stuffing her bloated face with pork rinds dipped in peanut butter:
    ...how about me castrating him instead???
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Stand in line, bitch.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Don't tell me, let me guess - English major?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Before I answer that, I need to know: are you one of those fat, bitter, ball-busting hyperfeminist types? With a face like a bulldog's ass, cottage-cheesy thighs and a piss-rank, grossly hairy snatch matted with dingleberries from lazy wiping of a week-old bowel movement? Is your lobster-claw studded with a combination of genital warts and herpes blisters?

    If not, forget it - I'm not interested.

    [ August 04, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Before I answer that, I need to know: are you one of those fat, bitter, ball-busting hyperfeminist types? With a face like a bulldog's ass, cottage-cheesy thighs and a piss-rank, grossly hairy snatch matted with dingleberries from lazy wiping of a week-old bowel movement? Is your lobster-claw studded with a combination of genital warts and herpes blisters?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wow! You pretty much nailed it... especially with the vivid dingleberry image...
     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Emetic: i am not an english major, i am a biology major.
    dont u know what i look like? i will show you a pic
     
  16. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    i will show you a pic<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    my god.. she is truly evil
     
  17. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>kitana threatened:
    dont u know what i look like? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I can only imagine.
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    Thx for the warning
     

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