Anybody going to the Kentucky Derby?

If so I can give you some tips on the bars and such. I will be going to the oaks and then hitting the bars and maybe some parties. If you got the weekend off and some cash it should be a good time.

 

Alot of the bars will be open til six a.m. I know all the best ones as in not dance clubs but the ones that will be packed with a mix of different types of people like bikers, yuppies, rednecks, hoes etc.

 

you can take me there dan

 

What do you want to know. I got all the answers.

 

I heard Medivet is going.....let me post the snippet from her journal....that I wrote....

I wish I could live my life like a second rate version of a movie, hopefully you'll take my advice and drive into the "GREAT GASOLINE TANKER OF OHIO" although it might be a funnier ending if you and your daughter were stabbed with HIV infected needles while trying to score crack together on your fabulous summer vacation in Dayton......Ohio....of all places. Piece de resistance you die in each other arms, after commiting a series of mother and daughter bestality flicks staring the champions of the Kentucky Derby...if it's beastilality it's gotta be Kentucky.

One can dream....

 

You can start here. Stop putting so much fukn mouse in your hair and don't dress up exactly like your buddy. It's fukn gay. Tell me when your done with that and then I'll give you another one.

 

*heats up popcorn, ready for the rumble*

 

1) I don't use mouse, I use a very exclusive styling paste...thank you very much.

2) He is my cousin...and has excellent taste..more so than the kentucky tuxedo (cut off acid wash jeans and blue plaid hunting jacket)

3) I will be at the Kentucky Derby, a excellent friend of mine went to the university of louisville, been lots of time have a blast, I'll look for you danny boy, you can get a head start in facial reconstrcutive surgery when I'm done with you. **drops gloves at centre ice, circles dan like a great white shark on a baby seal**

4) No comment about the beastiality slam and Kentucky.....Love is a powerful thing....**Hums tune to ol kentucky**

5) Get that NCAA championship yet or just more excuses?

 

*realises needs more popcorn as it's just gayboy posturing stuff going on at the moment*

 

one last item....

The horses will be the only ones at the Derby with a full set of teeth and not inbred....I Hope...

 

You remind me of Hugh Grant for some reason. Public school boy? I dunno, but anyway your hair is nice if you dont mind me saying

 

**upgrades dub to pirvate box, with all acoompanying drugs, hoookers..not from kentucky....and one giant foam finger, to bolster support**

 

Sorted.

 

Thank you mia...obviously not from kentucky, as you have taste. As you will note my hair does not meet the kentucky regulations for Haute Couture, as I do not maintain the "Kentucky Neck Warmer" i.e. Mullet.

 

Like I said I got nothing to say to you. I tried to help but all I get is a bunch of latent homosexual bullshit from a little club boy dumbfuck. Have fun cornholing your buddy. See ya

 

Enjoy the show **coily slides unmarked envelope across table**

 

I appreciate your discretion. Same time, same amount next month...

 

I leave the irony of this statement for you to unravel for yourself....I didn't realize offering to help with your facial reconstructive suregery was a homosexual thing to do..my how the times have changed..Hope i see you at the derby dan....

 

If you beat him with your dick, it could be interpreted as pretty gay....

 

Consider it done 8)