phisical pain? Like today I was dying like cramps, an squeezin, nothing. Luckily a fart pushed a turd out it was like the size of a golfball, solid hunk wel I got some releif, a Bowl ringr, wiped walked away. well 30 minutes pass, still in pain, I sit, squeeze, nothing, I walk away 45 minuts later thepain is unbearable, I sit PUSH and another solid hun that tears my ass. si I look and its a hunk of turd, and blood, then I feel a rumble, its a fart, it pushes another golfball sized nugget loose, then its like "who opened the flood gates? a 15 minute asshole pissing, with tiny rasinetes in the mix, with farts that are splattering the bowl, mixed with ripped asshole blood.... daned fissures. I gotta lay off the opiates, plus I ate cheese and red meat the night before. back to the super color clense and stool sofners... Thank god for farts and air pressure,,,,
Beautiful. That commentary had more color in it than an Autumn landscape at sunset. Be sure to drink plenty of water during the day so your turds don't petrify in your tract. And install some panic handles on the sides your toilet so you don't fall off in mid-thrust.
Yes Dwaine, lay off the opiates. And some fibre in your diet wouldn't go astray man. Brown bread, brown rice, brown pasta, beans. You know the ticket.
