Another Viktim.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    this one got mad.

    TMAN TX10: I like your site!!
    TMAN TX10: very informative
    kitana996: thanx
    kitana996: well, i try to post as much as i know
    TMAN TX10: I hear ya
    kitana996: do u have a website?
    TMAN TX10: naaa....
    kitana996: a pic?
    TMAN TX10: of my truck
    TMAN TX10: :)

    kitana996: share

    TMAN TX10: http://www.fordtruckworld.com/txtxcowboy
    kitana996: thats yer truck?
    TMAN TX10: yes
    kitana996: that was yer pic?
    TMAN TX10: those are all my pics....??
    kitana996: was that your pic?
    TMAN TX10: yes
    kitana996: no its not
    TMAN TX10: why do you say taht?
    kitana996: b/c it came from www.f150world.com
    TMAN TX10: I am a member of that site... that is my gallery on the site
    kitana996: no
    kitana996: its not your pic any more
    kitana996: you submitted it to that site
    kitana996: so it belongs to them now
    kitana996: n they will never give YOU kredit
    TMAN TX10: lol, I have the orig though... so AH HA!!
    TMAN TX10: jokes on them!
    TMAN TX10: ;-)

    kitana996: the original what?
    TMAN TX10: original picture
    kitana996: hard copy or scan copy?
    TMAN TX10: hard copy
    TMAN TX10: digitally signed
    TMAN TX10: but it doesnt matter
    kitana996: it would to me...
    kitana996: they wont give you kredit for yer stuff
    TMAN TX10: look, I'
    TMAN TX10: i'm not really worried about credit... everyone knows its my truck...
    TMAN TX10: and that I took the pics... aint no biggie
    kitana996: no one knows
    TMAN TX10: well, the ones I have met do.. most of the Houston Divison and the rest of the Texas Chapter
    kitana996: but other viewers dont
    kitana996: you were skrewed over
    kitana996: never submit yer pics unless uknow that u will be given kredit
    TMAN TX10: are you flying a black helicopter??
    kitana996: no
    TMAN TX10: ok
    kitana996: i have black wings
    TMAN TX10: that would explain a lot
    kitana996: why?
    TMAN TX10: well, do you have horns?
    kitana996: nope
    TMAN TX10: oh ok
    TMAN TX10: then envermind
    kitana996: i have fangs
    TMAN TX10: fangs are kewl
    kitana996: yes i know
    kitana996: do u have any other pics?
    TMAN TX10: at home
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996 wants to directly connect.
    kitana996: lemme show u my other pics
    TMAN TX10 cancels request; no connection was made.
    TMAN TX10: can't connect at work..
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: work?
    TMAN TX10: I am at work
    kitana996: what city/town?
    TMAN TX10: Houston
    TMAN TX10: , TX
    kitana996: oh...
    kitana996: hmmmmm...
    kitana996: howdid u find my website?
    TMAN TX10: friend asked me to check it out
    kitana996: what friend
    TMAN TX10: Damian
    TMAN TX10: Satan himseldf
    kitana996: ROFL!
    kitana996: try again
    TMAN TX10: hehe
    kitana996: tell me who referred u
    TMAN TX10: I just did
    TMAN TX10: Damian
    TMAN TX10: UppaRoom
    TMAN TX10: you dont listen very well
    TMAN TX10: ;-)
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: u work with him?
    TMAN TX10: no
    TMAN TX10: he got skrewed too...
    TMAN TX10: http://www.f150world.com/upparoom
    kitana996: interesting
    TMAN TX10: raelly?
    TMAN TX10: hmm..
    TMAN TX10: that's what I said about you
    kitana996: oh...
    kitana996: anything u want to ask me?
    kitana996: specifics?
    TMAN TX10: no raelly.. your site says a lot
    TMAN TX10: really
    TMAN TX10: your pretty much a normal girl
    kitana996: hmmmm
    kitana996: so this is normal with you?
    TMAN TX10: sure!
    TMAN TX10: You are a Hunter's dream woman!!
    TMAN TX10: and I'm a Hunter
    kitana996: oh...
    kitana996: LOL!
    kitana996: well ok
    TMAN TX10: none of my X's could field dress a pig or anything!
    kitana996: why not?

    TMAN TX10: yours was a little rough... but you would get better with time
    kitana996: i dont really know how, but i tried
    kitana996: yeah
    kitana996: i need praktis
    TMAN TX10: thats it
    TMAN TX10: praktis makes purrrrrrrrrrfect
    TMAN TX10: ;-)

    kitana996: yes it does...
    kitana996: its funny now
    kitana996: i am getting IMs from ppl in houston
    kitana996: too klose for komfort
    TMAN TX10: I will stop
    TMAN TX10: if you want
    kitana996: no
    TMAN TX10: ok
    kitana996: as long as u dont stalk me offline like another guy
    TMAN TX10: I have no intentions of stalking you
    TMAN TX10: thats not what I am about
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: what r u about then?
    kitana996: u want me to neuter u?
    TMAN TX10: No, that would be bad
    TMAN TX10: I need my boys
    TMAN TX10: I am about just being cool and a good friend... stuff like that..
    kitana996: ghey
    kitana996: ok
    TMAN TX10: someone tot alk to
    kitana996: yes ghey
    TMAN TX10: lol
    kitana996: i bet u like yer friends dont u?
    TMAN TX10: half of em
    kitana996: friends suck
    kitana996: ppl suck
    kitana996: you suck
    kitana996: n i suck
    TMAN TX10: pretty much
    TMAN TX10: ur right
    kitana996: yes, but i dont have the ballz to kill myself
    TMAN TX10: but there aint nothin we can do about it
    kitana996: yes there is
    kitana996: we kan end our lil worlds
    kitana996: we can kill each other n ourselves
    kitana996: how many guns u got?
    TMAN TX10: enough
    kitana996: u lookin to sale any?
    TMAN TX10: naa
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: i have been looking for some guns to buy
    TMAN TX10: so yo hate lfie
    kitana996: but i have to find ppl underground... yeah
    TMAN TX10: why?
    kitana996: i hate ppl too
    TMAN TX10: I can tell
    kitana996: b/c i suck
    kitana996: society sux
    TMAN TX10: yes you do, but why?
    kitana996: b/c i am a part of society
    kitana996: i am human
    TMAN TX10: u were born human, you don't have to BE human
    kitana996: whut?
    kitana996: LMFAO!
    TMAN TX10: I ahve this friend..
    TMAN TX10: well..
    TMAN TX10: aquantence
    kitana996: tell me about him or her
    TMAN TX10: he thinks he is a bird...
    TMAN TX10: and had wings implanted
    TMAN TX10: into his back/should blades
    TMAN TX10: shoudler
    TMAN TX10: he swares he isnt human...
    TMAN TX10: is he insane?? no....
    kitana996: u got pics of him? or does he have a website?
    TMAN TX10: disturbed?? purhaps
    TMAN TX10: part of society?? AH-HA! this is where is gets good....
    kitana996: how old is he?
    kitana996: oh
    TMAN TX10: only when he WANTS to be....
    TMAN TX10: otherwise.. it is his world
    TMAN TX10: his bird world
    TMAN TX10: he even speaks HAWK!
    TMAN TX10: or so he says
    kitana996: interesting
    kitana996: how old is he?
    TMAN TX10: so you can't blame society
    TMAN TX10: he is 36
    TMAN TX10: remove yourself from society
    TMAN TX10: enter it when you want to
    TMAN TX10: you be a happy person...
    TMAN TX10: happier
    TMAN TX10: Your world, your rules, your "society"
    kitana996: i already have that
    TMAN TX10: no you dont
    TMAN TX10: not if you can sit here and say that you suck
    kitana996: i got three
    TMAN TX10: he lives on 30 acres of land with "his kind" his "kind" is about 10,000 birds
    TMAN TX10: I'll bite.... 3 what??
    kitana996: you'll bite what?
    TMAN TX10: ya said you have 3
    kitana996: yeah
    TMAN TX10: that kinda came out of nowhere.. so I said "i'll bite..... 3 what"
    TMAN TX10: as if you wanted me to say "3 what" in other words
    kitana996: oh...i forgot
    kitana996: LOL
    kitana996: u have konfused me
    TMAN TX10: grrr
    TMAN TX10: confused you eh? then I have accomplished something here
    TMAN TX10: you nto confused... I am making you think...
    kitana996: ROFL!
    TMAN TX10: and you dont get much of that
    kitana996: yeah well i need some ritalin
    TMAN TX10: do ya?
    kitana996: or a good beating
    kitana996: my ADHD is up to day...
    TMAN TX10: IC
    TMAN TX10: and you really think you have ADHD?
    TMAN TX10: its in yer head
    TMAN TX10: ADHD isn't real
    TMAN TX10: ADD
    kitana996: that must be while i am reading, i go into something else in my head
    kitana996: oh no
    kitana996: wait, its the drugs. nm
    TMAN TX10: prolly
    kitana996: yeah
    kitana996: all those years of drugs n stuff
    kitana996: have fried my brain
    TMAN TX10: really fucked you up eh?
    TMAN TX10: naaaa
    TMAN TX10: the rugs are harmless
    TMAN TX10: drugs
    kitana996: really?
    kitana996: no they arent
    TMAN TX10: yup
    kitana996: these werent
    kitana996: they fuct up my body chemistry
    kitana996: my metabolism
    TMAN TX10: which oens?

    kitana996: which ones what?
    TMAN TX10: drugs
    TMAN TX10: comon you shoudl knwo them.... lookin them up on the net doesn't count!!
    kitana996: effexor, lithium, depakote, plaquenil, olanzapine, cogentin, zoloft, tegretol...that i can remember...
    kitana996: poof
    TMAN TX10: lol
    TMAN TX10: zoloft and lithium are the only dangerous once.. in high doses
    TMAN TX10: ones
    TMAN TX10: but anyway
    TMAN TX10: that aside
    kitana996: for years?
    TMAN TX10: You really think you are "sick"
    kitana996: no
    kitana996: i just get reminded when i forget stuff
    TMAN TX10: by who?
    kitana996: n i katch myself in the middle of a tic
    TMAN TX10: turrets?
    kitana996: nope
    kitana996: touret's
    TMAN TX10: ahh
    kitana996: nut that
    kitana996: i dunno what happened
    TMAN TX10: I think you are putting on a face though.... trying to make it look like you are this hard core bitch... but I can tell yer not... and I don't even know you
    TMAN TX10: somethin is up
    kitana996: wtf r u talking about?
    TMAN TX10: your not tellin me something
    kitana996: i am doing several things at once
    kitana996: sorry
    kitana996: whut?
    kitana996: what do u want to know?
    TMAN TX10: why you act the way you do
    kitana996: this is me
    TMAN TX10: this major defnsive block you throw up
    TMAN TX10: thre is mroe to you
    TMAN TX10: than that
    TMAN TX10: has to be
    kitana996: no
    kitana996: i am kitana
    TMAN TX10: naa
    kitana996: i have aninterest in animals, n humans n anatomy n diseases n krap
    TMAN TX10: not buyin it
    TMAN TX10: that is the cool thing about you.. all that stuff you love!
    TMAN TX10: but
    TMAN TX10: something doesn't click
    kitana996: my parents are first cousins
    TMAN TX10: ok
    TMAN TX10: you blame that?
    kitana996: no
    kitana996: LOL!
    TMAN TX10: than its not an issue
    TMAN TX10: next..
    kitana996: other ppl do
    kitana996: ummmm
    TMAN TX10: fuck other people!
    kitana996: i am a loser?
    TMAN TX10: do you think your a loser?
    kitana996: i know, but it kracks me up to think about it
    kitana996: yes
    kitana996: i dont work
    kitana996: i dont go to school
    kitana996: i dont do anything
    TMAN TX10: why dont you/
    kitana996: but sit my fat ass up on this chair
    kitana996: n do net stuff...
    kitana996: b/c i dropped out of school
    kitana996: n i dont want to leave my room
    TMAN TX10: hmm
    TMAN TX10: you could get paid to do what you do up there while on your "fat ass in that chair"
    TMAN TX10: i'v seen some of your stuff... not bad at all..
    TMAN TX10: how odl are you?
    TMAN TX10: HEY!
    kitana996: 20
    kitana996: sorry
    TMAN TX10: stay with me
    kitana996: i went to go roll up the windows onmy house
    TMAN TX10: here
    kitana996: ok
    kitana996: here
    TMAN TX10: ok, so yer 20
    TMAN TX10: dp out of school...
    TMAN TX10: and lazy
    TMAN TX10: thats what you think?
    kitana996: nope
    TMAN TX10: thats what you know?
    kitana996: i am a 45 yr old male perv
    kitana996: n thats the truth ;-)
    TMAN TX10: shit
    kitana996: can i have a piece of yer tight ass?
    TMAN TX10: lol
    TMAN TX10: oh yeah
    TMAN TX10: here
    kitana996: bend over, baby
    TMAN TX10: naw on it for a while
    TMAN TX10: ok now
    kitana996: knaw on it?
    TMAN TX10: I can tell you have never been lvoed either... am I right?
    kitana996: bitch, plz, u can knaw onmy a-hole when i have a gun to yer head
    TMAN TX10: yeah.. NAW, while you PRAKTIS
    kitana996: ROFL!
    TMAN TX10: lol
    kitana996: i dunno,the thought of eating yer protruding bowels while u r strung up on a game hook dont seem too good
    TMAN TX10: soudns good to me!

    kitana996: hmmmm
    kitana996: u like that shit dont u, lil boy?
    kitana996: u like it ruff
    TMAN TX10: haha
    TMAN TX10: no
    kitana996: i will give it to u ruff
    kitana996: u want my thick, long hard cock up yer butt?
    TMAN TX10: ok, you win... i give up
    kitana996: what?
    TMAN TX10: nothing... bye
    kitana996: i may be 45 but i have viagra
    kitana996: where u going
    kitana996: cum back
    kitana996: we can meat offline
    kitana996: want some candy?
    kitana996: kandy?
    kitana996: look, i got kandy
    kitana996: sweettarts?
    kitana996: krunch?
    kitana996: chocolate?
    TMAN TX10: offer me some pussy and then we will talk...
    TMAN TX10 signed off at 1:56:49 PM.
     
  2. Ministersf

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  3. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    Kitana, what the hell was that?
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Kitana, what the hell was that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i dunno...
     
  5. 1337

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    man that just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on

    not bad just long
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    man that just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on

    not bad just long
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah i know, i didnt kut/edit it or anything
     

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