Another 'gamer' gone wild....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479262,00.html

Apparently he was out of sticky grenades.

 

Who the fuck keeps a 9mm and a copy of Halo 3 in the same goddamn box?

 

I'm sure it was just a terrible accident.

 

What a piece of shit kid. I'm glad I don't have any... kids that is. I always have pieces of shit.

 

teen are crazy- I wanted to kill my dad because he would not let me go to The Cure's concert.
I flattened his tires a week after missing it. He always blamed his X girlfriend... I wonder if I should come clean and tell him it was me... naaa he would probably ask me to pay for them... 16 years after I did it.

 

I pissed my pants when I was 15 because my mom made me mad and I threw them in the hamper on her silk blouse and ruined it. My nephew (my parents raised him) got blamed for it and even admitted to peeing in the hamper. He'd admit to anything if you told him not to lie... poor kid.

 

I'm going to need a patsy for a future stunt, do you know where I can reach this person?